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Live from Old Trafford, Englandshire, it's the World Trophy Soccer Ball Deluxe opening match group game against Kuwait.

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and it's Lightbeer.

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We've got Mario Cappuccino

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with Newgate. BJ Wise on the wing.

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Quizar Kingston, Jimmy Ressler,

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Wolf Spritzer, and Cuckoo Kachoo

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at the back with Buzz Lightbeer.

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Solid goalkeeping

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deluxe edition there from

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Dick Bush.

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However, it's the Q80s who are going to get us

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underway. I'd like to say a big hello and a warm

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welcome to our co-combinator today,

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Fontaine.

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How you doing? Not too bad.

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Hard things?

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Good, yeah, you got us some.

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It's Q8 starting off here.

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Ty Baker takes the

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balloon off him and steals

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and runs. Nice pass

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through to Newgate. Tries to find Cappuccino.

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Doesn't find him.

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Out to Buzz Lightbeer. Lightbeer

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pulls it back. Wolf Spritzer.

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Spritzer tries to

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find someone in the box.

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Doesn't work out.

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Chad Valley for the States now.

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Marauding the balloon.

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And that balloons

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off of a shinbow.

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Deluxe

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out to

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Quasar Kingston.

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Quasar Kingston

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back to Buzz Lightbeer.

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Ricochet is off his derriere.

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heads back out to Cuckoo Cachoo.

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Seven minutes on the shot clock.

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Ty Baker

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tries to find Mario Cappuccino out there on that left wing flank.

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But it's Q80 who are doing the damage at the moment.

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Yeah, we did a lot of damage for those guys back in 91.

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They got sons.

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We know where the sons are.

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We want to know what the story is next.

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Cappuccino.

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It bounces off a Q80 head and goes out for a throw ball.

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I beg your pardon.

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It's a corner ball to the States now.

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And it's Jimmy Russler.

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We're going to step up and try and swerve bend this in.

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Ben comes in.

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Balloon.

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Not stricken.

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And Buzz Lightyear collects.

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Out to Ty Baker.

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Ty Baker

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takes a curler.

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And it's him, baby.

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Yeah.

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All right.

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All right.

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That's how you do it, baby.

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And it's Ty Baker who gets the game underway with a beautiful, swerving, controlled shot from outside the balloon box.

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And wham, bam, thank you, man.

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Stick that right up your goal mouth.

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In your face, Kuwait.

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That's revenge for 91.

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Come on.

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Yeah.

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Well, if you just join us, the veritable feast of soccer ball deluxe has just got a lot more exciting

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as the USA have absolutely cruise missile Kuwait and humbled him.

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Jimmy Russler.

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Cappuccino.

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Cappuccino.

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Switches play out to BJ Wise.

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Ty Baker.

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Back on the balloon again.

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He's a scary goal scorer.

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And it's the Kuwaitis who are holding up well here.

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Deflecting.

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The U.S.-led invasion of their goal mouth.

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Yeah.

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They got songs.

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We got warrants.

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That's what I want to tell them about.

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You know what I'm saying?

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I don't know what you're saying.

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I never do.

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But look at this.

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Cuckoo Cachoo.

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Such pace.

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Tries to get it forward to Newgate.

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It's Newgate.

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Newgate's going alone here.

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Newgate for two.

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And that's a great save by the Kuwaiti keepsaker.

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What a balloon catch that was.

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Yeah.

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Well, he used to work balloon division 22 years back when I was working in a balloon squad.

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Right?

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Right.

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My God, could that man play balloon?

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He used to make balloon sculptures, do magic shows, all that shit.

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Beardsman MEP, thank you so much for that 3-0 tip.

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That's very kind of you, sir.

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I hope you're getting on well.

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Thanks there, Beardsman.

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BJ Wise.

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And that's a BJ goal right there.

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All right.

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Yeah.

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Come on.

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Get up your ass, baby.

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Come on.

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And it was a real balloon strike right off the balloon head to BJ Wise.

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Incredible stuff.

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Boom.

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Boom.

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You got to love that, right?

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Yeah.

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You got a son.

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A football-shaped eagle soars across a broken Kuwaiti sky.

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A country once ravaged at the evil hands of Saddam Hussein.

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We saved them.

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And then, a decade later, we went back and we finished the job against Saddam.

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Now, he's nowhere.

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BJ Wise gets the balloon in.

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Capuchino!

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Whoa! All right!

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I gotta tell you something. We didn't see it coming.

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But it really is something unbelievable.

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Capuchino, greatness of all time. Thank you so much to your glorious and beautiful tipper-hooney.

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Thanks very much. You got a song. We got three goals. We got three warrants. And we want the Kuwaitis to open up shop. Otherwise, we're gonna strike and we're gonna strike hard.

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Capuchino finds BJ Wise with a marauding ball. BJ Wise, baby!

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*Fighting music*

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*Fighting music*

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Major League! That's Major League shit right there.

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*Fighting music*

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And the crowd go absolutely wild style for that amazing soccer goal. BJ Wise.

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*Fighting music*

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A real rat trapper sticking it right into the back of the sack.

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Unbelievable.

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Crazy times.

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It's four goals to the goose.

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On 31 minutes on the shot clock here.

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Today's match is brought to you by Race.

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And it's Kuwait at the moment who try to barnstorm the barn doors.

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But it's Jimmy Russell who's got speed, pace.

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Oh, a lovely, cute ball.

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And back to Newgate.

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Stick that up your bean can, Newgate.

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Born in the U.S.

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Land.

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Born in the U.S. Land.

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Born in the U.S. Land.

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Born in the U.S. Land.

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Got it a little hometown jam.

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So they pull out the way my hands.

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Send me off to a fireman.

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To go and kill the other man.

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Born in the U.S. Land.

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Born in the U.S. Land.

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It doesn't get much better than this.

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Four goals to the Newgate.

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I beg your pardon, five on the brink of halftime.

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Well, not even onto the brink yet.

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It's a crazy game.

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No Newgate check, Gate.

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Thank you very much for the Watergate scandal.

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Here's looking at you, kid.

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Buzz Lightbeer.

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Tries to switch play.

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Quasar Kingston can't get a hold of it.

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Lovely threw a ball to the Q80.

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And it's a Q80 strike.

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But it's got by Hasid.

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That son of a bitch Hasid's got a pretty good strike.

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But I got to tell you something else.

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You can't shoot for shit.

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Big Bush with the big balloon down the wing trying to find BJ Watts.

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He does.

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Heads it back to Ty Baker.

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Just keeps it in play.

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Leads it back to Cuckoo Kachoo.

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Cuckoo Kachoo out to Chad Valley.

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Tries to find Quasar Kingston.

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Quasar Kingston.

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Deflection time.

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Jimmy Russler out to Buzz Lightbeer.

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Lightbeer.

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Back to Russler.

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Russler to Newgate.

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Doesn't find him.

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It rattlesnakes off of the shinbone of a Q80.

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And it goes out for a U.S.

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Lead corner ball invasion of the Q80 box.

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On 42 minutes.

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Balloon comes in.

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Mango up for the head.

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It goes over the bar.

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I think it was BJ Wise.

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That son of a bitch.

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Wise.

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He's got a good head.

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But he needs to direct those headers a lot better.

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Piece of shit.

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Apologies for the language there.

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Also a big shout out to previous tipsters from last week's Connor Williams stream.

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We've got to say a big shout out to you guys.

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Oh yeah.

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Who was that?

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We've got the list here.

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Kingston's on the ball though.

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We might have to wait to Lafwood.

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Right through to Newgate.

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Newgate trying to get on the end of that.

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Can't get a hold of it.

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Newgate.

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Back again to BJ Wise.

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BJ Wise waiting for someone to go through.

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He does.

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Wolf Spritzer.

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Spritzer with the goal.

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All right.

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All right.

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Come on.

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All right.

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That kid is tight.

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We're smoking them out.

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They're running.

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And now we're going to bring them to justice.

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I also said we'll use whatever means necessary to achieve that objective.

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That's exactly what we're going to do.

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The American people must understand that we've got a long way to go.

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Boom.

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Shaka-laka-laka-roomy.

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Right there.

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Wow.

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Six goals to the goose at halftime.

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You got to say something, right?

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We're absolutely taking these sons apart.

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And an amazing display of soccer-tastic machismo from the U.S.-led invasion of the Kuwaitis.

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Six-nil at halftime.

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Unbelievable scenes here.

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Individual match records.

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Let's have a look here.

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See what we've got going on.

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You see who scored those goals there?

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Right.

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We had an initial goal at 15 minutes from Ty Baker.

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The assist by Buzz Lightbeer.

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Then 10 minutes later, BJ Wise cropped out of the crop circle to raise the Kuwaiti goalposts to the ground.

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Metaphorically with an amazing goal set up by Jimmy Ressler.

277
00:14:49,940 --> 00:14:58,880
Again, Mario Cappuccino copped himself a lovely Chino goal on 29 minutes with BJ Wise.

278
00:14:59,280 --> 00:15:01,640
Setting that little tasty number up.

279
00:15:01,940 --> 00:15:02,900
And what about this?

280
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BJ Wise.

281
00:15:03,960 --> 00:15:05,100
He doesn't just set them up.

282
00:15:05,240 --> 00:15:06,940
He takes them two on 31 minutes.

283
00:15:07,120 --> 00:15:09,280
This time a role reversal with Cappuccino.

284
00:15:10,020 --> 00:15:11,140
Giving the assist to BJ.

285
00:15:11,420 --> 00:15:13,960
And also Cappuccino assisting Newgate on 35.

286
00:15:13,960 --> 00:15:21,280
And what about that goal from Wolf Spritzer on two minutes plus 45.

287
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Assists by BJ Wise.

288
00:15:26,460 --> 00:15:28,320
Unbelievable stuff all together.

289
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Thank you so much to everybody who's tipping.

290
00:15:30,740 --> 00:15:32,620
Young Drewser, thank you so much.

291
00:15:33,640 --> 00:15:40,060
And, yeah, we've got to say a big thanks to three people who tipped after last week's Connor Williams screen.

292
00:15:41,020 --> 00:15:41,740
Far Furtip.

293
00:15:42,240 --> 00:15:43,660
Thank you so much, sir.

294
00:15:43,800 --> 00:15:44,340
for your tip.

295
00:15:44,680 --> 00:15:45,020
Andy.

296
00:15:45,660 --> 00:15:50,220
Not sure if these guys, if you're watching, but, I mean, hopefully you get the message.

297
00:15:50,440 --> 00:15:52,200
Andy, thank you so much for your tip.

298
00:15:52,500 --> 00:15:55,820
And last but not least, Anna Kondiji.

299
00:15:56,460 --> 00:15:58,580
Thanking you so much.

300
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Hope you're all keeping well in this crazy, crazy time at the moment.

301
00:16:04,700 --> 00:16:05,580
Crazy world.

302
00:16:05,580 --> 00:16:11,500
If it's not the pandemic, civil unrest has gripped us and is beginning to throttle us.

303
00:16:12,460 --> 00:16:15,400
And, um, look, we're going to get through this.

304
00:16:15,400 --> 00:16:18,300
The Sir Alex Ferguson stand, stands tall.

305
00:16:18,460 --> 00:16:21,240
The Sir Bobby Charlton stand, stands tall.

306
00:16:21,880 --> 00:16:23,040
We're all in this together.

307
00:16:23,500 --> 00:16:28,820
And it's soccer ball, which is going to take us through to the next phase of the world.

308
00:16:31,400 --> 00:16:33,160
What the hell are you talking about?

309
00:16:33,160 --> 00:16:34,720
I don't know what the fuck you want about, kid.

310
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Apologies for the language.

311
00:16:39,240 --> 00:16:41,220
I don't apologize to no one, right?

312
00:16:42,380 --> 00:16:44,240
It's soccer or bus, baby.

313
00:16:45,380 --> 00:16:45,660
Open.

314
00:16:45,980 --> 00:16:46,640
Hey, Kuwait.

315
00:16:46,780 --> 00:16:47,800
Open your go mouth.

316
00:16:47,920 --> 00:16:49,000
We got warrants.

317
00:16:50,620 --> 00:16:52,400
In fact, we just raided your house.

318
00:16:53,400 --> 00:16:56,800
We just swatted your house, Kuwait, six times.

319
00:16:59,020 --> 00:17:01,000
Jimmy Russler out to Wolf Spritzer.

320
00:17:01,540 --> 00:17:01,980
Spritzer.

321
00:17:03,340 --> 00:17:04,640
Spritzer takes a turn.

322
00:17:04,960 --> 00:17:05,520
Threads the needle.

323
00:17:05,640 --> 00:17:06,560
Tries to find Newgate.

324
00:17:06,560 --> 00:17:07,680
Newgate can't do it.

325
00:17:07,740 --> 00:17:09,140
Comes out of Kuwait's chest.

326
00:17:10,400 --> 00:17:13,700
And rolls out of the sideline.

327
00:17:15,920 --> 00:17:17,540
Jimmy Russler comes in.

328
00:17:18,620 --> 00:17:20,140
Nobody can get on the end of it.

329
00:17:20,240 --> 00:17:21,120
Buzz Lightbeer.

330
00:17:21,860 --> 00:17:23,040
Buzz Lightbeer.

331
00:17:23,560 --> 00:17:25,140
Out to Ty Baker.

332
00:17:25,260 --> 00:17:26,080
The gold machine.

333
00:17:26,400 --> 00:17:27,620
Takes another tie.

334
00:17:28,680 --> 00:17:30,560
And it's safe.

335
00:17:31,480 --> 00:17:32,780
Kingston gets a hold of it.

336
00:17:33,160 --> 00:17:34,000
Now Lightbeer.

337
00:17:34,320 --> 00:17:35,440
Lightbeer with the curler.

338
00:17:36,100 --> 00:17:37,820
What a save from Ramis.

339
00:17:37,820 --> 00:17:43,080
Hey there, Ramis.

340
00:17:43,140 --> 00:17:43,860
It's pretty good.

341
00:17:44,920 --> 00:17:46,760
Thank you very much for your tip there.

342
00:17:46,840 --> 00:17:47,740
Turn on comments.

343
00:17:47,960 --> 00:17:49,580
Thanks so much, Mr. Comments.

344
00:17:51,260 --> 00:17:52,580
Second name comments.

345
00:17:53,140 --> 00:17:54,760
First name, turn on.

346
00:17:56,080 --> 00:17:58,240
Well, turn on, tune in, or drop out.

347
00:17:58,280 --> 00:17:59,240
Whatever you want to do.

348
00:17:59,340 --> 00:18:01,320
It's a ferretable feast of soccer ball.

349
00:18:01,380 --> 00:18:01,900
Deluxe here.

350
00:18:02,000 --> 00:18:03,500
Wolf Spritzer with the drive.

351
00:18:03,500 --> 00:18:08,820
And you got to see,

352
00:18:08,880 --> 00:18:11,620
that's some kind of save there from Ramis.

353
00:18:14,620 --> 00:18:18,560
He's been working on those spritz balls all week down the park.

354
00:18:20,560 --> 00:18:21,760
He's keeping it tight.

355
00:18:24,600 --> 00:18:25,680
I don't know about you,

356
00:18:25,720 --> 00:18:26,180
but personally,

357
00:18:26,300 --> 00:18:32,420
I would have rather him set that to either BJ Wise or Quasar Kingston.

358
00:18:32,580 --> 00:18:33,280
We don't know yet.

359
00:18:38,320 --> 00:18:39,740
What we do know is,

360
00:18:40,280 --> 00:18:42,140
this is an onslaught.

361
00:18:44,640 --> 00:18:45,480
Ty Baker.

362
00:18:47,760 --> 00:18:48,700
Jimmy Russler.

363
00:18:49,840 --> 00:18:50,760
Out to Kingston.

364
00:18:51,000 --> 00:18:51,380
Kingston.

365
00:18:51,720 --> 00:18:54,560
Tries to find Lightbeer on that wing plate.

366
00:18:55,300 --> 00:18:56,660
Now it's Buzz Lightbeer.

367
00:18:57,100 --> 00:18:57,720
Takes a touch.

368
00:18:57,800 --> 00:18:58,420
Back to Kingston.

369
00:18:59,480 --> 00:19:01,200
Really nice one-touch stuff here.

370
00:19:01,600 --> 00:19:02,520
And it's another true ball.

371
00:19:02,620 --> 00:19:03,180
Wolf Spritzer.

372
00:19:03,660 --> 00:19:06,200
Just passed the post there for Spritz and Poore.

373
00:19:07,300 --> 00:19:08,440
And a great attempt there.

374
00:19:08,720 --> 00:19:10,460
Lovely build-up play from the States.

375
00:19:11,580 --> 00:19:13,660
Pass after pass after pass.

376
00:19:14,820 --> 00:19:17,780
I think your partner is BJ Wise with the final touch there.

377
00:19:25,160 --> 00:19:26,200
Hey, Dennis Wise,

378
00:19:26,320 --> 00:19:28,640
thanks very much for your kind-out attempt there.

379
00:19:29,320 --> 00:19:30,580
Dennis Wise.

380
00:19:33,540 --> 00:19:34,700
Very kind of you, sir.

381
00:19:36,280 --> 00:19:37,780
God bless America.

382
00:19:39,540 --> 00:19:39,980
Newgate.

383
00:19:41,340 --> 00:19:42,540
Dr. Jimmy Russler.

384
00:19:42,620 --> 00:19:44,180
Jimmy Russler looking for support.

385
00:19:44,300 --> 00:19:45,500
Plays a lovely ball to Kingston.

386
00:19:45,660 --> 00:19:46,860
Kingston gets the ball in.

387
00:19:46,940 --> 00:19:49,300
It's a super goal from Newgate.

388
00:19:52,160 --> 00:19:53,520
Beautiful stuff there.

389
00:19:56,180 --> 00:19:56,700
Amazing.

390
00:19:57,580 --> 00:20:03,260
Absolutely amazing work, skill, determination, and tenacity.

391
00:20:03,880 --> 00:20:08,340
And then a beautiful final goal from Newgate.

392
00:20:09,640 --> 00:20:10,640
The first time we're going to be able to do it.

393
00:20:10,640 --> 00:20:10,640
The first time we're going to be able to do it.

394
00:20:10,640 --> 00:20:11,640
The first time we're going to be able to do it.

395
00:20:11,640 --> 00:20:12,640
The first time we're going to be able to do it.

396
00:20:12,640 --> 00:20:12,640
The first time we're going to be able to do it.

397
00:20:12,640 --> 00:20:13,640
The first time we're going to be able to do it.

398
00:20:13,640 --> 00:20:14,640
The first time we're going to be able to do it.

399
00:20:14,640 --> 00:20:15,640
The first time we're going to be able to do it.

400
00:20:15,640 --> 00:20:16,640
The first time we're going to be able to do it.

401
00:20:16,640 --> 00:20:17,640
The first time we're going to be able to do it.

402
00:20:17,640 --> 00:20:18,640
The first time we're going to be able to do it.

403
00:20:18,640 --> 00:20:19,640
The first time we're going to be able to do it.

404
00:20:19,640 --> 00:20:20,640
The first time we're going to be able to do it.

405
00:20:20,640 --> 00:20:21,640
The first time we're going to be able to do it.

406
00:20:21,640 --> 00:20:22,640
The first time we're going to be able to do it.

407
00:20:22,640 --> 00:20:23,640
The first time we're going to be able to do it.

408
00:20:23,640 --> 00:20:24,640
The first time we're going to be able to do it.

409
00:20:24,640 --> 00:20:25,640
The first time we're going to be able to do it.

410
00:20:25,640 --> 00:20:26,640
The first time we're going to be able to do it.

411
00:20:26,640 --> 00:20:27,640
The first time we're going to be able to do it.

412
00:20:27,640 --> 00:20:28,640
The first time we're going to be able to do it.

413
00:20:28,640 --> 00:20:29,640
The first time we're going to be able to do it.

414
00:20:29,640 --> 00:20:30,640
The first time we're going to be able to do it.

415
00:20:30,640 --> 00:20:31,640
The first time we're going to be able to do it.

416
00:20:31,640 --> 00:20:32,640
The first time we're going to be able to do it.

417
00:20:32,640 --> 00:20:33,300
Samurai.

418
00:20:35,280 --> 00:20:36,720
That's a foul ball.

419
00:20:37,180 --> 00:20:38,680
66 minutes gone here.

420
00:20:38,760 --> 00:20:39,700
Looks like the U.S.

421
00:20:41,500 --> 00:20:43,100
We're trying to make a substitution.

422
00:20:43,340 --> 00:20:44,940
It's the goal scorer Newgate who's going to be

423
00:20:44,940 --> 00:20:47,340
coming off for Frank Shamrock.

424
00:20:47,440 --> 00:20:48,920
We've got to say a big thanks as well.

425
00:20:48,980 --> 00:20:51,120
The pump in the stout would tip there

426
00:20:51,120 --> 00:20:53,120
while we were celebrating

427
00:20:53,120 --> 00:20:55,400
our goal scorer and Dennis Wise.

428
00:20:55,520 --> 00:20:57,140
It was Wolf Spritzer who took down

429
00:20:57,140 --> 00:20:57,760
the Q80.

430
00:20:59,280 --> 00:21:00,460
Not much you can do.

431
00:21:01,080 --> 00:21:02,600
Frank Shamrock is on the pitch.

432
00:21:03,560 --> 00:21:05,420
Hopefully you can sprinkle a bit of that

433
00:21:05,420 --> 00:21:07,420
Shamrock magic dust

434
00:21:07,420 --> 00:21:10,060
all over the Q80 goal line.

435
00:21:11,100 --> 00:21:12,740
Or the goal sack.

436
00:21:13,220 --> 00:21:15,080
Or the goal sack indeed.

437
00:21:15,620 --> 00:21:16,400
It's Ty Baker.

438
00:21:16,780 --> 00:21:17,420
Ty Baker.

439
00:21:17,920 --> 00:21:18,800
Tried to play in.

440
00:21:19,040 --> 00:21:19,440
Spritzer.

441
00:21:19,640 --> 00:21:21,880
It's a bad, bad ball.

442
00:21:22,320 --> 00:21:25,700
And it rolls out for a Q80 goal, goal kick.

443
00:21:26,460 --> 00:21:28,000
It's Terrence Ramese.

444
00:21:29,600 --> 00:21:30,580
Hey Adam Rustin.

445
00:21:30,580 --> 00:21:31,780
Thanks for the tip baby.

446
00:21:31,780 --> 00:21:32,800
The Rust Buster.

447
00:21:32,800 --> 00:21:35,280
Hope you're doing well, man.

448
00:21:36,100 --> 00:21:39,020
We do hope that you are doing well, Rust.

449
00:21:41,440 --> 00:21:42,000
Ruster.

450
00:21:42,920 --> 00:21:46,540
We hope that you have not rusted in your time

451
00:21:46,540 --> 00:21:48,000
since the last stream.

452
00:21:48,180 --> 00:21:49,760
Since your last kind-hearted tip.

453
00:21:51,520 --> 00:21:53,880
Yeah, hopefully you weren't left out in the rain.

454
00:21:55,300 --> 00:22:01,000
That oxygen and H2O combine to bring you down.

455
00:22:02,220 --> 00:22:03,940
I don't know if he's made a steal.

456
00:22:06,160 --> 00:22:08,940
Well, he's got a hard-to-steal, that guy.

457
00:22:10,780 --> 00:22:12,020
Shamrock with the strike.

458
00:22:12,620 --> 00:22:13,760
It's a Shamrock strike.

459
00:22:13,900 --> 00:22:16,380
A wool spritzer with a lovely drive.

460
00:22:21,340 --> 00:22:22,720
Saved by Ramese.

461
00:22:22,720 --> 00:22:22,780
Saved by Ramese.

462
00:22:26,780 --> 00:22:31,260
The Kuwaitis absolutely on their asses at the moment.

463
00:22:31,420 --> 00:22:32,860
They don't know what's going on.

464
00:22:32,940 --> 00:22:35,740
They've been absolutely detritused.

465
00:22:37,020 --> 00:22:41,520
And their fans are at the side of the side hatches shouting together,

466
00:22:41,840 --> 00:22:42,960
We are strong.

467
00:22:43,480 --> 00:22:47,520
But that is a statement which has no...

468
00:22:47,520 --> 00:22:48,560
It holds no water.

469
00:22:49,760 --> 00:22:50,960
It really doesn't.

470
00:22:51,380 --> 00:22:54,820
If you look at our banners, we speak nothing but truth.

471
00:22:55,840 --> 00:22:56,280
Newgate.

472
00:22:57,100 --> 00:22:58,180
You got a son.

473
00:22:58,720 --> 00:23:00,360
And you're going away to Rikers.

474
00:23:00,640 --> 00:23:03,180
Statements which hold true and hold a lot of water.

475
00:23:04,480 --> 00:23:05,520
You got a son.

476
00:23:07,200 --> 00:23:10,280
Really don't know what you're talking about,

477
00:23:10,420 --> 00:23:13,140
but the game continues at pace.

478
00:23:13,200 --> 00:23:15,040
A frightening and alarming pace here.

479
00:23:15,320 --> 00:23:16,920
Don't raise the alarm just yet.

480
00:23:16,920 --> 00:23:18,680
BJ Wise is on the ball.

481
00:23:19,160 --> 00:23:21,280
And he slides it to Ty Baker.

482
00:23:21,560 --> 00:23:23,060
Ty Baker with the early ball.

483
00:23:23,440 --> 00:23:24,860
Frank Shamrock with the head.

484
00:23:25,600 --> 00:23:26,360
I beg your pardon.

485
00:23:26,480 --> 00:23:28,520
It was Cappuccino.

486
00:23:29,440 --> 00:23:31,760
He let that balloon fly right over the bar.

487
00:23:36,460 --> 00:23:39,180
T22 BC, thank you very much for your tip.

488
00:23:39,280 --> 00:23:40,220
Thank you so much.

489
00:23:40,300 --> 00:23:41,240
Very, very kind.

490
00:23:43,020 --> 00:23:45,060
T22 BC, thanks so much.

491
00:23:45,060 --> 00:23:46,620
Big shout out goes out to you.

492
00:23:47,040 --> 00:23:48,200
Hopefully you're keeping well.

493
00:23:48,200 --> 00:23:53,620
We got some news just in here.

494
00:23:53,720 --> 00:24:01,680
Elon Musk in association with Qataris are going to be launching their own soccer ball shaped planet.

495
00:24:01,680 --> 00:24:05,620
Death Star out in the atmosphere tomorrow afternoon.

496
00:24:05,620 --> 00:24:07,240
Live launch on YouTube.

497
00:24:08,240 --> 00:24:11,620
Crazy, crazy world.

498
00:24:12,020 --> 00:24:12,160
Crazy, crazy world.

499
00:24:12,160 --> 00:24:12,280
Crazy world.

500
00:24:12,280 --> 00:24:12,280
Crazy world.

501
00:24:12,280 --> 00:24:12,280
Crazy world.

502
00:24:12,280 --> 00:24:12,280
Crazy world.

503
00:24:12,280 --> 00:24:12,280
Crazy world.

504
00:24:12,280 --> 00:24:12,280
Crazy world.

505
00:24:12,280 --> 00:24:12,400
Crazy world.

506
00:24:12,400 --> 00:24:12,720
Crazy world.

507
00:24:12,720 --> 00:24:13,600
Another ball comes in here.

508
00:24:13,600 --> 00:24:14,540
It's Jimmy Russler.

509
00:24:14,760 --> 00:24:17,200
Jimmy Russler with a real side swiper.

510
00:24:17,900 --> 00:24:21,600
And that has to be the end of the match for Russler.

511
00:24:22,400 --> 00:24:24,080
Terrible, terrible stuff there.

512
00:24:24,080 --> 00:24:25,840
You can take him off.

513
00:24:26,400 --> 00:24:26,920
Replace him.

514
00:24:31,120 --> 00:24:32,340
That stank.

515
00:24:32,840 --> 00:24:36,640
That absolutely stank of rats and trash.

516
00:24:38,200 --> 00:24:41,780
And it's Jeff Carrots who's come on for Jimmy Russler.

517
00:24:43,040 --> 00:24:45,460
You should see Jeff Carrots in the middle of the pitch.

518
00:24:45,540 --> 00:24:48,660
He's the youngest player ever to play for the States.

519
00:24:50,540 --> 00:24:51,760
In the middle of the pitch.

520
00:24:52,160 --> 00:24:55,040
He's only 15 years old.

521
00:24:55,460 --> 00:24:59,540
But already an absolute prodigy in the major leagues.

522
00:25:04,940 --> 00:25:05,540
Greed.

523
00:25:07,700 --> 00:25:10,560
And it's Shamrock playing a bit of bully ball.

524
00:25:10,800 --> 00:25:12,580
Shamrock lays it into cappuccino.

525
00:25:12,900 --> 00:25:16,060
And there's your coffee right in the back of your rat trap.

526
00:25:16,060 --> 00:25:39,180
One, two, three, four, five, six, seven guys.

527
00:25:39,180 --> 00:25:40,360
Two guys running down the water.

528
00:25:40,360 --> 00:25:41,160
Is there a car?

529
00:25:41,160 --> 00:25:41,960
Is there a car?

530
00:25:41,960 --> 00:25:42,460
Is there a car?

531
00:25:42,460 --> 00:25:44,460
Oh

532
00:25:58,500 --> 00:26:06,260
You gotta see you gotta love it cappuccino coming right out of the the side hatch with a landing blow

533
00:26:06,260 --> 00:26:18,180
Sorry, we still have some

534
00:26:20,140 --> 00:26:23,200
Some sounds coming in there from a drone strike

535
00:26:23,820 --> 00:26:31,760
But look at that score line eight drone strikes to zero it is goodie and here's carrots right now Jeff carrots

536
00:26:31,760 --> 00:26:44,620
Carrots playing a one-two at Kingston Kingston loses the ball tired legs and tired minds. He wins a foul 94 minutes

537
00:26:49,420 --> 00:26:51,420
Quasar Kingston

538
00:26:53,700 --> 00:26:59,620
And it's a seed who says listen what's going wrong? I did nothing wrong

539
00:26:59,620 --> 00:27:05,620
Buzz Lightbeard

540
00:27:07,620 --> 00:27:18,000
Chance for the US to get nine US-led invasion goals here before the end of the match and but it's gone it's the time is up it's eight goals to zero here and

541
00:27:18,680 --> 00:27:23,660
You at cuckoo kachoo goes to hug his counterparts Ty Baker BJ wise

542
00:27:24,880 --> 00:27:34,200
Mario coppuccino wolf spritzer and goals from new gate to incredible work here and it's only gonna get even more work here

543
00:27:37,880 --> 00:27:45,880
Join us for the next game. We've got more group round action coming right up. Don't go away. This match is brought to you by race and

544
00:27:45,880 --> 00:27:49,880
Mobile shit mobile games too

545
00:27:53,880 --> 00:27:55,880
You

546
00:27:55,880 --> 00:28:09,880
Control nuclear quick walking battle time

547
00:28:09,880 --> 00:28:15,880
It's not like Mugus already could be exactly is like Metal Gear but you are not making solid snake your Metal Gear itself

548
00:28:15,880 --> 00:28:17,880
You're going into another world

549
00:28:17,880 --> 00:28:24,880
Kill other people with the tank step on them laser them crush them burn them kill them you are a tank man

550
00:28:24,880 --> 00:28:28,440
Shoot them kill them. They are they are nothing to you

551
00:28:29,880 --> 00:28:31,880
You

552
00:28:31,880 --> 00:28:33,880
You

553
00:28:33,880 --> 00:28:35,880
You

554
00:28:35,880 --> 00:28:35,880
You

555
00:28:35,880 --> 00:28:37,880
You

556
00:28:37,880 --> 00:28:37,880
You

557
00:28:37,880 --> 00:28:39,880
You

558
00:28:39,880 --> 00:28:41,880
You

559
00:28:41,880 --> 00:28:43,880
You

560
00:28:43,880 --> 00:28:45,880
You

561
00:28:45,880 --> 00:28:47,880
You

562
00:28:47,880 --> 00:28:49,880
You

563
00:28:50,720 --> 00:28:59,060
Soccer ball, soccer ball, where do you fly? Up in the sky, do you have eyes?

564
00:28:59,540 --> 00:29:07,420
Soccer ball, soccer ball, where do you go? Rollin' away, into the gold.

565
00:29:08,420 --> 00:29:16,540
Soccer ball, soccer ball, I kicked you so hard. We're about to send in the National Guard.

566
00:29:17,940 --> 00:29:26,240
Soccer ball, soccer ball, what's the jazz? How do you do? You can kiss my ass.

567
00:29:26,240 --> 00:29:56,220
Music playing.

568
00:29:56,220 --> 00:30:05,980
Ball action. It's the U.S.-led invasion about to square off against arch-nemeses Russia.

569
00:30:07,560 --> 00:30:16,380
These guys are tough, right? These guys are tough. You've got to watch them. They're dangerous.

570
00:30:16,380 --> 00:30:27,720
Music playing.

571
00:30:27,720 --> 00:30:33,720
Music playing.

572
00:30:33,720 --> 00:30:51,060
Music playing.

573
00:30:51,060 --> 00:30:57,240
Many years have passed since the Cold War between the US and Russia ended.

574
00:30:57,660 --> 00:30:59,760
Now a new war is at play.

575
00:31:00,100 --> 00:31:01,840
The War of the Soccer Ball.

576
00:31:02,200 --> 00:31:04,880
Our opponent, Ivan the Russian Bear.

577
00:31:04,880 --> 00:31:11,820
Who will win in the battle of the Soccer Ball Deluxe World Championship Major League Soccer Edition.

578
00:31:12,300 --> 00:31:14,160
Where the hell's that goddamn bear at?

579
00:31:15,340 --> 00:31:16,780
What did you do with the bear?

580
00:31:17,260 --> 00:31:17,680
Hello!

581
00:31:18,660 --> 00:31:20,560
Someone saw him driving a motorcycle.

582
00:31:20,720 --> 00:31:21,260
Is that true?

583
00:31:21,260 --> 00:31:23,920
Or is that goddamn bear you sick fuck?

584
00:31:23,920 --> 00:31:32,640
Control nuclear quick walking battle time.

585
00:31:32,760 --> 00:31:35,960
It's not like Metal Gear Solid except it exactly is like Metal Gear.

586
00:31:36,460 --> 00:31:38,500
Hold on to your seats.

587
00:31:38,640 --> 00:31:41,240
The game's about to get started right away here.

588
00:31:41,340 --> 00:31:45,660
We've got Newgate rolling that balloon off to a brilliant start.

589
00:31:45,800 --> 00:31:47,280
Thanks very much for the tip.

590
00:31:47,280 --> 00:31:48,840
Soccer Ball Riot Division.

591
00:31:50,400 --> 00:31:51,940
Very, very, very kind of.

592
00:32:00,480 --> 00:32:01,120
Jesus!

593
00:32:01,120 --> 00:32:01,180
Jesus!

594
00:32:05,180 --> 00:32:07,280
These Russians, they know how to attack.

595
00:32:07,280 --> 00:32:10,220
They know how to attack hard.

596
00:32:12,780 --> 00:32:15,400
Well, we know all about the Russians.

597
00:32:15,900 --> 00:32:18,000
They have an amazing military.

598
00:32:18,720 --> 00:32:24,560
And they spend a lot of money on keeping that military boosted up to the max.

599
00:32:28,560 --> 00:32:30,840
Comparable with ourselves, no doubt.

600
00:32:32,260 --> 00:32:36,700
Yeah, in terms of military spending, there's no better nation than our good selves.

601
00:32:36,700 --> 00:32:48,280
But, boy oh boy, the Russians, it's like they actually sacrifice living standards just so they can have a few ICBMs in the back pocket.

602
00:32:55,180 --> 00:32:57,080
Shot comes in from Russia.

603
00:33:03,600 --> 00:33:04,340
Rolls out.

604
00:33:04,480 --> 00:33:06,040
Came off an American player.

605
00:33:07,260 --> 00:33:08,560
American player's boot.

606
00:33:09,240 --> 00:33:13,600
And rolls out for a corner ball to the Russians.

607
00:33:15,880 --> 00:33:17,360
Don Cachino, thanks so much.

608
00:33:17,460 --> 00:33:19,060
Say hello to my coffee blend.

609
00:33:19,280 --> 00:33:20,640
Thank you very much for your tip.

610
00:33:23,400 --> 00:33:24,740
Hope you're all doing well.

611
00:33:24,740 --> 00:33:26,660
Out there on this.

612
00:33:28,300 --> 00:33:29,240
What is it, Monday?

613
00:33:29,420 --> 00:33:32,780
Monday, the 8th of June, 2020.

614
00:33:33,620 --> 00:33:35,960
31 minutes past 8 p.m.

615
00:33:36,940 --> 00:33:37,800
Now look at this.

616
00:33:37,920 --> 00:33:41,280
Newgate trying to get on the end of a balloon hatcher.

617
00:33:41,360 --> 00:33:41,980
And he does.

618
00:33:42,240 --> 00:33:44,540
Newgate holds it up well to BJ Wise.

619
00:33:44,720 --> 00:33:45,700
Can't get through to him, though.

620
00:33:47,620 --> 00:33:49,900
The Russians have control of the balloon.

621
00:33:50,700 --> 00:33:51,400
Wolf Spritzer.

622
00:33:51,900 --> 00:33:53,160
Out to BJ Wise.

623
00:33:53,240 --> 00:33:53,840
To Newgate.

624
00:33:54,040 --> 00:33:54,860
Lays it back.

625
00:33:55,540 --> 00:33:56,300
Cappuccino.

626
00:33:56,760 --> 00:33:57,560
Cappuccino!

627
00:33:58,680 --> 00:33:59,440
Yeah!

628
00:34:00,480 --> 00:34:01,520
Come on!

629
00:34:03,760 --> 00:34:06,320
Born in the USA.

630
00:34:07,220 --> 00:34:10,280
I was born in the USA.

631
00:34:11,020 --> 00:34:14,320
I was born in the USA.

632
00:34:15,600 --> 00:34:18,340
Born in the USA.

633
00:34:19,600 --> 00:34:22,100
Got it a little hot time.

634
00:34:22,100 --> 00:34:26,560
Really, really crisp door of beautiful curler.

635
00:34:27,140 --> 00:34:33,440
Right into the back of the rat trap sack from Mario Cappuccino.

636
00:34:34,900 --> 00:34:39,820
And I gotta tell you, that had two shots of espresso right in that shot.

637
00:34:45,040 --> 00:34:48,000
Italian brewed coffee.

638
00:34:49,520 --> 00:34:51,540
Mario Cappuccino.

639
00:34:51,540 --> 00:34:56,960
Son of a bitch has a warrant for the Russian goal.

640
00:34:59,000 --> 00:35:01,020
Thanks so much for the tip that came through there.

641
00:35:01,320 --> 00:35:02,920
Mullingar boys are after you.

642
00:35:03,680 --> 00:35:06,840
And now it looks like the States are building up play again.

643
00:35:07,100 --> 00:35:10,000
Dispossessed by the Russians in the middle of the flank.

644
00:35:10,000 --> 00:35:13,080
Kingston launches the ball to Russler.

645
00:35:13,080 --> 00:35:13,960
Can't find him.

646
00:35:14,920 --> 00:35:16,260
And it's out to the wing.

647
00:35:17,180 --> 00:35:17,660
Shevnyov.

648
00:35:18,160 --> 00:35:19,380
Out to Smolov.

649
00:35:19,920 --> 00:35:20,920
And now it's Smolov.

650
00:35:21,000 --> 00:35:23,580
Kukukachu can't get a hold of the ball.

651
00:35:24,620 --> 00:35:29,580
Just about does enough there, Ty Baker, to complicate matters.

652
00:35:29,680 --> 00:35:31,100
But it's Shevnyov again.

653
00:35:31,100 --> 00:35:35,640
Kukukachu balloons it out to Newgate.

654
00:35:36,300 --> 00:35:37,600
Newgate on the end of that.

655
00:35:37,680 --> 00:35:38,900
Tries to head back to his man.

656
00:35:39,100 --> 00:35:41,360
But it's a kerfuffle in the middle of the ruffle.

657
00:35:42,420 --> 00:35:43,180
Jimmy Russler.

658
00:35:43,680 --> 00:35:44,100
Out to Cappuccino.

659
00:35:45,060 --> 00:35:46,320
Good block from Russia.

660
00:35:49,140 --> 00:35:50,780
Scrappy dappy do, huh?

661
00:35:52,080 --> 00:35:53,160
These sons of bitches.

662
00:35:53,460 --> 00:35:54,800
They need to get their act together.

663
00:35:57,720 --> 00:35:58,700
Wolf Spritzer.

664
00:35:59,620 --> 00:36:00,260
Ty Baker.

665
00:36:00,600 --> 00:36:02,120
Can he do something here, Ty?

666
00:36:02,200 --> 00:36:02,680
He can.

667
00:36:02,760 --> 00:36:07,600
He's got a nice burst of speed coming right out of those legs of his,

668
00:36:08,040 --> 00:36:10,060
which he's had since he was born.

669
00:36:11,000 --> 00:36:11,800
Ball comes in.

670
00:36:11,860 --> 00:36:14,920
No one can get on the end of that tuck of deflection from Ty Baker.

671
00:36:14,920 --> 00:36:18,960
He'll go out for a U.S. lead throw ball right into the end of the pitch there.

672
00:36:18,960 --> 00:36:21,320
Buzz Lightbeer.

673
00:36:21,460 --> 00:36:22,360
Out to Spritzer.

674
00:36:22,860 --> 00:36:23,260
Spritzer.

675
00:36:23,560 --> 00:36:24,880
Leads it back to Jimmy Russler.

676
00:36:25,100 --> 00:36:25,700
Jimmy Russler.

677
00:36:25,780 --> 00:36:27,160
He loves to try from this range.

678
00:36:27,220 --> 00:36:28,840
He does, but it's a blank ball.

679
00:36:29,640 --> 00:36:31,100
Back to Spritzer again.

680
00:36:31,500 --> 00:36:31,880
Spritzer.

681
00:36:32,200 --> 00:36:32,780
To Russler.

682
00:36:33,140 --> 00:36:33,580
Russler.

683
00:36:33,860 --> 00:36:34,600
Out to Kingston.

684
00:36:34,860 --> 00:36:36,480
Kingston lays it back to Lightbeer.

685
00:36:37,260 --> 00:36:38,520
Men in the box.

686
00:36:38,680 --> 00:36:39,400
Meeting in the room.

687
00:36:39,540 --> 00:36:40,300
Ball comes in.

688
00:36:40,380 --> 00:36:42,320
B.J. Wise goes up for the head.

689
00:36:42,320 --> 00:36:46,940
But he would have been wise to have left that ball roll to another man.

690
00:36:48,560 --> 00:36:51,300
Nevertheless, Lightbeer switches play.

691
00:36:51,540 --> 00:36:53,620
This is nice passing from the States.

692
00:36:54,460 --> 00:36:57,960
The likes of which the world has never seen before.

693
00:36:58,140 --> 00:36:58,920
Cuckoo Cachoo.

694
00:36:59,260 --> 00:37:00,220
Out to Spritzer.

695
00:37:01,080 --> 00:37:03,740
Spritzer with a long-ranging curl ball.

696
00:37:04,740 --> 00:37:07,960
Which is saved comfortably by the Russian keepsaker.

697
00:37:07,960 --> 00:37:14,060
Not much you can do there, right?

698
00:37:15,060 --> 00:37:20,520
And that's an offside ball against the Russians here.

699
00:37:24,720 --> 00:37:27,620
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700
00:37:28,200 --> 00:37:35,720
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701
00:37:35,880 --> 00:37:39,680
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702
00:37:39,780 --> 00:37:42,600
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703
00:37:42,880 --> 00:37:52,540
Gotta tell you, I came home last night after a hard day in the meltdown and pounded a four-pack of dickheads on the porch and all my troubles mellowed away.

704
00:37:52,540 --> 00:37:54,260
I still felt good today.

705
00:37:56,000 --> 00:37:56,980
Is that so?

706
00:37:57,440 --> 00:37:58,180
It is.

707
00:37:58,600 --> 00:38:01,900
Clear head, clear eyes, clear heart.

708
00:38:02,500 --> 00:38:05,160
No skag and no hangover.

709
00:38:07,520 --> 00:38:09,400
Gotta get me some of those dickheads.

710
00:38:10,340 --> 00:38:11,060
Jimmy Russler.

711
00:38:11,640 --> 00:38:13,500
Jimmy Russler from range.

712
00:38:14,400 --> 00:38:19,860
It looks like a Russian boot got in the way of the ball and prevented it from rolling towards the goal at pace.

713
00:38:20,680 --> 00:38:24,660
And now it's a Russian ball right into the back of the middle mixing desk.

714
00:38:25,740 --> 00:38:26,640
It's a screen chaser.

715
00:38:27,140 --> 00:38:28,160
BJ Wise.

716
00:38:28,880 --> 00:38:29,680
Out to Newgate.

717
00:38:29,820 --> 00:38:30,240
Newgate.

718
00:38:30,240 --> 00:38:31,060
What's he doing?

719
00:38:31,120 --> 00:38:32,560
He's got tricky, tricky feet.

720
00:38:34,000 --> 00:38:39,160
Too tricky for the Russians who have tried to upend him.

721
00:38:39,480 --> 00:38:40,740
And they have upended him.

722
00:38:41,120 --> 00:38:47,560
And that's going to be a strike ball from a dead ball zone just outside the box.

723
00:38:50,400 --> 00:38:53,320
Yeah, you can protest all you want, Mother Russia.

724
00:38:54,360 --> 00:38:56,220
But you're about to get rustled.

725
00:38:57,800 --> 00:38:58,780
Jimmy Russler.

726
00:38:58,920 --> 00:39:02,380
We all know how much he loves these free balls.

727
00:39:02,580 --> 00:39:04,200
It's a dead ball, dead zone.

728
00:39:05,280 --> 00:39:06,560
Jimmy Russler steps up.

729
00:39:06,600 --> 00:39:07,540
It's got Ben Pace.

730
00:39:07,620 --> 00:39:09,040
It hits off a Russian head.

731
00:39:10,320 --> 00:39:11,600
And it's a striker.

732
00:39:12,300 --> 00:39:13,140
It goes nowhere.

733
00:39:15,920 --> 00:39:16,400
Jesus.

734
00:39:16,940 --> 00:39:17,580
Come on.

735
00:39:18,340 --> 00:39:18,980
Wolf Spritzer.

736
00:39:21,260 --> 00:39:25,460
Russia doing everything within their power to try and get the balloon back here.

737
00:39:25,460 --> 00:39:33,360
And that's a lifeline blow of the whistle from the referee to signify the end of that first half.

738
00:39:33,480 --> 00:39:35,340
An electric first half here.

739
00:39:38,760 --> 00:39:39,780
Unbelievable stuff.

740
00:39:46,580 --> 00:39:48,800
Oh, there he is.

741
00:39:49,880 --> 00:39:50,880
Well, well, well.

742
00:39:50,940 --> 00:39:52,280
It's our old friend Farfurta.

743
00:39:52,480 --> 00:39:54,280
I hope you were listening earlier on.

744
00:39:54,360 --> 00:39:59,020
We thanked you for your previous tip of the last day, which came in after the stream had ended.

745
00:39:59,200 --> 00:40:01,580
But we want to say a big, big double thanks.

746
00:40:02,360 --> 00:40:02,820
You there.

747
00:40:05,060 --> 00:40:06,260
God bless America.

748
00:40:07,560 --> 00:40:14,920
Farfurta says it's always nice playing Russia because Bunker Boy gets us some great deals on hotels in the motherland.

749
00:40:15,440 --> 00:40:16,280
Possible treason?

750
00:40:16,680 --> 00:40:18,520
Who cares with rates like that?

751
00:40:22,900 --> 00:40:24,740
Thanks very much for the tip, man.

752
00:40:24,860 --> 00:40:25,240
Oh, yeah.

753
00:40:25,320 --> 00:40:27,700
We're looking forward to the tailgauge party afterwards.

754
00:40:28,260 --> 00:40:29,160
Need I say more?

755
00:40:32,180 --> 00:40:34,200
Not sure about the choice of drink, though.

756
00:40:34,300 --> 00:40:36,200
But the sound of this dickhead sound good.

757
00:40:37,000 --> 00:40:37,620
That's true.

758
00:40:37,700 --> 00:40:48,440
If you had missed the previous ad, dickhead's ale is the new cask pail, which is turning beer and ale twats into believers.

759
00:40:48,440 --> 00:40:57,120
Cappuccino trying to cop the ball of one of the Ruskies.

760
00:40:58,620 --> 00:41:00,300
I don't think you can say that.

761
00:41:00,620 --> 00:41:01,560
You can't say that.

762
00:41:02,500 --> 00:41:03,400
You got a son.

763
00:41:05,280 --> 00:41:10,600
I'd like to apologize for a previous delineation of Russians.

764
00:41:10,860 --> 00:41:12,400
The Ruskies, that was not right.

765
00:41:12,400 --> 00:41:18,400
I was actually thinking of a small village in Roscommon, County Roscommon.

766
00:41:18,400 --> 00:41:26,140
back in Ireland, which I visited there over the last summer.

767
00:41:26,700 --> 00:41:30,120
And it really reminded me of the beauty and nature of Mother Russia.

768
00:41:31,180 --> 00:41:32,060
Great save.

769
00:41:32,320 --> 00:41:33,100
Great save.

770
00:41:34,680 --> 00:41:35,280
Indeed.

771
00:41:35,500 --> 00:41:37,900
Today's show is brought to you by race.

772
00:41:38,520 --> 00:41:39,700
A big topic at the moment.

773
00:41:39,860 --> 00:41:40,540
The world over.

774
00:41:40,540 --> 00:41:42,340
Kingston with the drive.

775
00:41:42,700 --> 00:41:45,280
Tries to get into the goal, but doesn't.

776
00:41:45,380 --> 00:41:46,300
Goes over the bar.

777
00:41:47,780 --> 00:41:49,960
And that's a crazy, crazy ball.

778
00:41:52,660 --> 00:41:54,860
Daniel Simpson, thank you so much for your tip.

779
00:41:57,000 --> 00:41:57,480
Cappuccino.

780
00:41:58,500 --> 00:42:00,020
Out to Buzz Lightbeer.

781
00:42:00,120 --> 00:42:01,440
Buzz Lightbeer to the rescue.

782
00:42:01,700 --> 00:42:03,620
He picks it up on that left flank.

783
00:42:03,900 --> 00:42:05,380
He's playing a cheeky one too with Kingston.

784
00:42:05,560 --> 00:42:06,420
Kingston with the turn.

785
00:42:06,580 --> 00:42:07,460
Lovely turn and twist.

786
00:42:08,240 --> 00:42:08,760
Cappuccino.

787
00:42:09,260 --> 00:42:10,580
Cappuccino with the goal.

788
00:42:11,580 --> 00:42:12,900
All right.

789
00:42:12,900 --> 00:42:13,900
All right.

790
00:42:13,900 --> 00:42:15,900
All right.

791
00:42:15,900 --> 00:42:17,020
All right.

792
00:42:17,020 --> 00:42:19,580
All right.

793
00:42:19,580 --> 00:42:20,580
All right.

794
00:42:20,580 --> 00:42:21,860
All right.

795
00:42:21,860 --> 00:42:22,460
All right.

796
00:42:22,460 --> 00:42:24,460
All right.

797
00:42:24,460 --> 00:42:28,460
All right.

798
00:42:28,460 --> 00:42:34,820
And Russia, Mother Russia, are gone.

799
00:42:34,820 --> 00:42:37,820
See you later, Russia.

800
00:42:37,820 --> 00:42:41,820
Time to taste American dream.

801
00:42:41,820 --> 00:42:51,820
Russia can only dream of the freedom which we have.

802
00:42:51,820 --> 00:42:58,900
And when the Russians go to sleep at night, it's Mario Cappuccino that they're going to

803
00:42:58,900 --> 00:43:01,820
see in their nightmares.

804
00:43:01,820 --> 00:43:05,820
Oh, well, well.

805
00:43:05,820 --> 00:43:07,820
Mario Cappuccino.

806
00:43:07,820 --> 00:43:10,820
You got a son.

807
00:43:10,820 --> 00:43:13,820
Actually, don't think he has a son.

808
00:43:13,820 --> 00:43:14,820
How about you?

809
00:43:14,820 --> 00:43:15,820
You got a son?

810
00:43:15,820 --> 00:43:16,820
None of your business.

811
00:43:16,820 --> 00:43:19,820
None of your business.

812
00:43:19,820 --> 00:43:21,820
This is strictly a professional game.

813
00:43:21,820 --> 00:43:26,820
We're involved in co-commentating here.

814
00:43:26,820 --> 00:43:30,820
Look, I can't work with you unless I know who you are.

815
00:43:30,820 --> 00:43:35,820
Once I get to know who you really are, then we can really work.

816
00:43:35,820 --> 00:43:37,820
Kingston on the attack.

817
00:43:37,820 --> 00:43:40,820
Kingston flanking down that left sire.

818
00:43:40,820 --> 00:43:42,820
Kingston with the balloon in.

819
00:43:42,820 --> 00:43:44,820
And he could have took a deflection there.

820
00:43:44,820 --> 00:43:45,820
I'm not sure.

821
00:43:45,820 --> 00:43:47,820
It hasn't.

822
00:43:47,820 --> 00:43:51,820
It's gone out for a Russian ball.

823
00:43:51,820 --> 00:44:00,820
And that's an up ending.

824
00:44:00,820 --> 00:44:03,820
Sad little ending.

825
00:44:03,820 --> 00:44:14,820
Two goals to the goose here against Mother Rusher.

826
00:44:14,820 --> 00:44:24,820
U.S. still looking hot here.

827
00:44:24,820 --> 00:44:28,820
Attacks down the left flank side with Kingston trying to find someone.

828
00:44:28,820 --> 00:44:29,820
Doesn't work out.

829
00:44:29,820 --> 00:44:32,820
Fernandez gets a hold of the balloon for Russia.

830
00:44:32,820 --> 00:44:34,820
And it's Spritzer.

831
00:44:34,820 --> 00:44:36,820
Wolf Spritzer out to B.J. Wise.

832
00:44:36,820 --> 00:44:38,820
Early ball in for Wise to find Newgate.

833
00:44:38,820 --> 00:44:41,820
Supercancel and left the ball to roll.

834
00:44:41,820 --> 00:44:45,820
Shouldn't have supercanceled.

835
00:44:45,820 --> 00:44:47,820
What the hell was he doing with the supercancel?

836
00:44:47,820 --> 00:44:51,820
You got a son.

837
00:44:51,820 --> 00:44:53,820
Big shout out to Ruski boys.

838
00:44:53,820 --> 00:44:53,820
A Raptor.

839
00:44:53,820 --> 00:44:55,820
You're there for the kind hearted, generous donation.

840
00:44:55,820 --> 00:44:56,820
Look at this now.

841
00:44:56,820 --> 00:44:58,820
Something for Ruski to shout about.

842
00:44:58,820 --> 00:45:00,820
Spritzer.

843
00:45:00,820 --> 00:45:02,820
Spritzer.

844
00:45:02,820 --> 00:45:04,820
Spritzer pulls it back.

845
00:45:04,820 --> 00:45:06,820
And it's Ty Baker with the curl ball.

846
00:45:06,820 --> 00:45:08,820
Can't get a hold of that shit.

847
00:45:08,820 --> 00:45:10,820
And it goes back out to the middle disc.

848
00:45:10,820 --> 00:45:11,820
Out to Kingston.

849
00:45:11,820 --> 00:45:12,820
Kingston.

850
00:45:12,820 --> 00:45:13,820
Now Cappuccino.

851
00:45:13,820 --> 00:45:15,820
And it's outside.

852
00:45:15,820 --> 00:45:17,820
Both Cappuccino and B.J. Wise.

853
00:45:17,820 --> 00:45:19,820
And a big, big thank you to Daniel Simpson.

854
00:45:19,820 --> 00:45:23,820
Who says, "Come on you America and war crimes."

855
00:45:23,820 --> 00:45:25,820
For your kind heart and generous tipper Rooney's.

856
00:45:25,820 --> 00:45:26,820
So, so kind.

857
00:45:26,820 --> 00:45:26,820
So, so nice.

858
00:45:26,820 --> 00:45:26,820
Kingston.

859
00:45:26,820 --> 00:45:40,820
The balloon is being kept into the middle disc by the Russians.

860
00:45:40,820 --> 00:45:54,820
And it looks like they're about to try and get their own reprisal here.

861
00:45:54,820 --> 00:45:59,820
It looks like their own Cuban missile crisis is about to come true for them.

862
00:45:59,820 --> 00:46:00,820
And it looks like they're not going to be able to do it.

863
00:46:00,820 --> 00:46:01,820
And it looks like they're not going to be able to do it.

864
00:46:01,820 --> 00:46:02,820
And it looks like they're not going to be able to do it.

865
00:46:02,820 --> 00:46:03,820
And it looks like they're not going to be able to do it.

866
00:46:03,820 --> 00:46:04,820
And it looks like they're not going to be able to do it.

867
00:46:04,820 --> 00:46:17,640
barrel of the gun of World War III at that moment. Russian nukes ready to launch only

868
00:46:17,640 --> 00:46:29,480
miles from our six yard box. Always again with the protest in these guys. They must

869
00:46:29,480 --> 00:46:34,680
be Protestants, the amount of protesting they're doing. I don't know about that. They're probably

870
00:46:34,680 --> 00:47:04,200
Russian Orthodox but yet you hit the nail on the head they are Christianic in their beliefs. Their belief system. But it doesn't matter what belief system right? Because this is all today is brought to you by race. Exactly. Race, belief in race, and race, the human race. But we must be aware of race as well at all times. If we are to conquer,

871
00:47:04,540 --> 00:47:27,700
in this world, it's not just great footballing skills of Cappuccino, BJ Wise, Kingston, or indeed, Newgate. It's about recognizing and realizing race. Newgate with a lovely race ball to BJ Wise. And that's it. Come on, baby. Stick that up your race pipe.

872
00:47:34,400 --> 00:47:51,680
All right. Born in the USA. Born in the USA. Born in the USA. Born in the USA now. Got in a little heart. Where are you now, Putin? Where are you now, Putin?

873
00:47:53,680 --> 00:48:00,300
It was a crazy, crazy piece of play.

874
00:48:00,820 --> 00:48:02,640
Lovely early time ball.

875
00:48:03,280 --> 00:48:07,780
And a lovely looper from Newgate over the top with the Russian back line.

876
00:48:08,460 --> 00:48:09,900
And who was there to convert?

877
00:48:10,240 --> 00:48:10,740
You know.

878
00:48:11,200 --> 00:48:12,280
You know who was there.

879
00:48:13,220 --> 00:48:17,120
None other than BJY.

880
00:48:17,980 --> 00:48:19,700
With a beautiful strike.

881
00:48:20,820 --> 00:48:24,280
A lovely goal and a really nice time too.

882
00:48:27,800 --> 00:48:31,360
The U.S.-led invasion of Russia on the football field,

883
00:48:31,500 --> 00:48:34,900
sponsored by Donald Trump in association with race.

884
00:48:35,960 --> 00:48:41,180
We're going to be bringing you a lot of more soccer ball action right after this game.

885
00:48:41,440 --> 00:48:42,300
So stick around.

886
00:48:42,460 --> 00:48:43,480
Do not go away.

887
00:48:44,300 --> 00:48:45,080
Stay tuned.

888
00:48:46,240 --> 00:48:47,300
And stay aware.

889
00:48:47,740 --> 00:48:48,780
And stay safe.

890
00:48:48,780 --> 00:48:50,880
And don't infect people with coronavirus.

891
00:48:51,600 --> 00:48:53,300
But do ponder on your race.

892
00:48:53,840 --> 00:48:56,180
Lightbeer with an amazing crack driver.

893
00:48:56,420 --> 00:48:58,540
Tries to find Newgate in the middle of the park.

894
00:48:58,620 --> 00:48:59,360
Doesn't work out.

895
00:48:59,620 --> 00:49:02,020
It's a dangerous ball back to the back line.

896
00:49:02,480 --> 00:49:03,280
Smashes over.

897
00:49:03,680 --> 00:49:04,080
Newgate.

898
00:49:04,500 --> 00:49:05,580
Back to Cappuccino.

899
00:49:06,460 --> 00:49:08,260
Newgate is being ruled outside.

900
00:49:10,460 --> 00:49:16,600
That son of a bitch referee better have a warrant for that outside blow of the whistle he did.

901
00:49:18,000 --> 00:49:20,940
Otherwise he's going away to prison for a long time.

902
00:49:24,520 --> 00:49:25,060
Ismondo.

903
00:49:25,060 --> 00:49:29,760
Thank you so much for your kind hearted and generous three euro donation tip.

904
00:49:30,240 --> 00:49:31,320
That's very kind of you sir.

905
00:49:31,920 --> 00:49:34,020
God bless you and God bless America too.

906
00:49:34,160 --> 00:49:34,560
Newgate.

907
00:49:34,900 --> 00:49:36,240
Looking for BJ Wise.

908
00:49:36,480 --> 00:49:37,960
Again with the offside.

909
00:49:39,460 --> 00:49:39,600
Yeah.

910
00:49:39,660 --> 00:49:41,600
These Russians are playing the high back line.

911
00:49:41,700 --> 00:49:42,700
It's dangerous stuff.

912
00:49:42,980 --> 00:49:44,600
And Cappuccino there you see.

913
00:49:44,860 --> 00:49:45,340
Oh.

914
00:49:45,560 --> 00:49:46,720
That's where we got the foul.

915
00:49:48,200 --> 00:49:49,220
I beg your pardon.

916
00:49:49,360 --> 00:49:50,780
It was a foul.

917
00:49:52,840 --> 00:49:57,660
And Jimmy Russell is going to take a thundercrack Newman here from a long range out.

918
00:49:59,560 --> 00:49:59,780
Oh.

919
00:50:00,820 --> 00:50:02,480
Stung the palm of the goalkeeper.

920
00:50:02,620 --> 00:50:06,020
It was a real palm stings golf resort kind of shot there.

921
00:50:06,020 --> 00:50:10,020
Sponsored by Donald Trump in association with protests.

922
00:50:15,020 --> 00:50:17,500
Jimmy Russell feeds that balloon in the middle.

923
00:50:17,600 --> 00:50:20,260
It's Cappuccino with the head.

924
00:50:20,340 --> 00:50:21,860
Point blank range head face.

925
00:50:25,440 --> 00:50:31,320
And Newgate is coming off of the pitch for that guy Jeff Carrots.

926
00:50:31,540 --> 00:50:34,160
Who's going to come on and do the unthinkable.

927
00:50:35,520 --> 00:50:37,580
Hopefully for the States here.

928
00:50:37,580 --> 00:50:40,540
He's been rearing to go since he got on the pitch.

929
00:50:41,020 --> 00:50:42,440
Just right now ago.

930
00:50:42,900 --> 00:50:43,660
And look at this.

931
00:50:44,480 --> 00:50:45,220
Something's up.

932
00:50:45,940 --> 00:50:46,500
Cappuccino.

933
00:50:49,500 --> 00:50:50,020
Hey.

934
00:50:50,080 --> 00:50:50,840
Thanks so much.

935
00:50:50,920 --> 00:50:51,860
Wet carpet hands.

936
00:50:51,960 --> 00:50:52,620
Be a kind out.

937
00:50:52,660 --> 00:50:54,220
A tip to that one euro donation.

938
00:50:54,360 --> 00:50:55,320
Very, very tiny.

939
00:50:56,140 --> 00:50:59,140
And Baz Mondo says thanks for the stream.

940
00:50:59,680 --> 00:51:00,820
Send my love to Tommy.

941
00:51:01,220 --> 00:51:05,420
Can I get a congratulations front team for Debbie Fish, please?

942
00:51:06,000 --> 00:51:06,560
Peace out.

943
00:51:06,860 --> 00:51:09,300
Meet you at the tailgate party.

944
00:51:09,940 --> 00:51:11,640
Well, I guess so.

945
00:51:11,640 --> 00:51:12,080
Congratulations.

946
00:51:12,080 --> 00:51:12,700
Well, I guess so.

947
00:51:12,700 --> 00:51:13,080
Congratulations.

948
00:51:15,080 --> 00:51:16,460
Mr. Debbie Fish.

949
00:51:17,960 --> 00:51:18,840
You're a woman.

950
00:51:22,840 --> 00:51:23,920
Balloon comes in.

951
00:51:24,000 --> 00:51:24,600
Heads go up.

952
00:51:24,680 --> 00:51:25,420
Can't get onto it.

953
00:51:25,500 --> 00:51:27,840
BJ Wise is rushing for it here.

954
00:51:28,680 --> 00:51:30,420
Rushing against the Russians right now.

955
00:51:30,600 --> 00:51:30,940
Kingston.

956
00:51:31,620 --> 00:51:32,100
Cappuccino.

957
00:51:32,620 --> 00:51:33,860
Back out to Jimmy Russler.

958
00:51:33,940 --> 00:51:35,060
Jimmy Russler to Kingston.

959
00:51:35,320 --> 00:51:36,380
Kingston with the looper.

960
00:51:36,580 --> 00:51:37,820
Tries to find someone in the area.

961
00:51:40,240 --> 00:51:42,160
There's no one trying to go for the ball.

962
00:51:42,240 --> 00:51:43,620
The balloon in that area there.

963
00:51:43,740 --> 00:51:45,020
It's danger ball at the moment.

964
00:51:45,120 --> 00:51:45,680
Danger zone.

965
00:51:46,260 --> 00:51:54,200
And also, that new whippersnapper, Jeff Carrots, is just itching to get a load of that balloon.

966
00:51:56,200 --> 00:51:58,280
Cappuccino tries to find someone.

967
00:51:59,120 --> 00:52:00,680
Not working out for him.

968
00:52:01,720 --> 00:52:02,960
That's back out again.

969
00:52:03,260 --> 00:52:03,700
And that's it.

970
00:52:03,740 --> 00:52:11,880
The final blow of the whistle of life signifies the end of a dream match for the States.

971
00:52:12,980 --> 00:52:14,900
Cappuccino bagging two goals.

972
00:52:15,000 --> 00:52:18,020
A real dappio espresso from Cappuccino.

973
00:52:19,240 --> 00:52:24,240
What an amazing piece of play and an amazing run of play too from the States.

974
00:52:24,500 --> 00:52:26,500
Absolutely electric avenue.

975
00:52:28,900 --> 00:52:29,900
Eddie Grant.

976
00:52:31,120 --> 00:52:31,880
You know the crack.

977
00:52:34,340 --> 00:52:36,080
Crazy, crazy days.

978
00:52:36,260 --> 00:52:37,160
Crazy dreams.

979
00:52:37,840 --> 00:52:38,780
Crazy reactions.

980
00:52:39,260 --> 00:52:41,640
And crazy custard creams.

981
00:52:41,640 --> 00:52:49,320
Andrew Livingstone or Livingston, thank you so much.

982
00:52:49,400 --> 00:52:52,000
Your kind hearted and generous tips are very kind of you.

983
00:52:53,780 --> 00:52:56,340
That's been a great, great, great, great match.

984
00:52:57,420 --> 00:53:00,960
Not as good as the 8-0 from the last game against the Kuwaitis.

985
00:53:00,960 --> 00:53:05,440
But by God, did we send these Russian guys home packing.

986
00:53:07,200 --> 00:53:08,160
Crazy times.

987
00:53:09,680 --> 00:53:12,620
Today's match sponsored by Donald Trump.

988
00:53:12,700 --> 00:53:15,820
Trump 2020 in association with race.

989
00:53:18,440 --> 00:53:22,440
And Iran Air Flight 655.

990
00:53:22,440 --> 00:53:24,260
Beautiful time in America.

991
00:53:24,580 --> 00:53:25,480
You forget I can't believe it.

992
00:53:25,480 --> 00:53:26,260
Stay with us for more.

993
00:53:26,320 --> 00:53:32,780
We got more soccer coming right up in association with shit mobile games.

994
00:53:32,900 --> 00:53:33,920
Get them while they're hot.

995
00:53:34,120 --> 00:53:35,280
Get them while they're now.

996
00:53:35,740 --> 00:53:38,480
You're never going to get them if you don't get them anyhow.

997
00:53:40,680 --> 00:53:43,580
Hey guys, welcome back to the best of shit mobile games.

998
00:53:43,680 --> 00:53:44,180
Okay, right up.

999
00:53:44,220 --> 00:53:45,220
We got Pico Hero here.

1000
00:53:45,300 --> 00:53:47,600
It's a lo-fi pixel-based shooter.

1001
00:53:47,740 --> 00:53:48,560
You go from room to room.

1002
00:53:48,640 --> 00:53:50,960
You're trying to get out of one room and into the next.

1003
00:53:51,060 --> 00:53:52,480
You're in a little farm yard.

1004
00:53:52,820 --> 00:54:00,420
No one is free, should I say, from the blast radius of your kill gun.

1005
00:54:01,000 --> 00:54:05,120
What makes this game so unique is that once you complete it, the game doesn't end there.

1006
00:54:05,220 --> 00:54:06,860
You can go back and play it again.

1007
00:54:06,960 --> 00:54:11,220
Or you can design your own levels with a level editor and create your own worlds.

1008
00:54:11,480 --> 00:54:13,280
Super cool, super fun, super friendly.

1009
00:54:13,520 --> 00:54:17,560
And it's available right now on iOS or your Android Play Store.

1010
00:54:17,680 --> 00:54:19,900
Get up there and get it on your phone now.

1011
00:54:19,980 --> 00:54:20,400
Get played.

1012
00:54:20,500 --> 00:54:23,080
Because if you don't, then you will not play it.

1013
00:54:23,080 --> 00:54:50,980
Soccer ball, soccer ball, where do you fly?

1014
00:54:51,240 --> 00:54:55,260
Up in the sky, do you have eyes?

1015
00:54:55,720 --> 00:54:59,260
Soccer ball, soccer ball, where do you go?

1016
00:55:00,100 --> 00:55:03,620
Rolling away into the gold.

1017
00:55:04,600 --> 00:55:08,340
Soccer ball, soccer ball, I kicked you so hard.

1018
00:55:08,840 --> 00:55:12,740
We're about to send in the National Guard.

1019
00:55:14,420 --> 00:55:18,380
Soccer ball, soccer ball, what's the jazz?

1020
00:55:18,800 --> 00:55:20,120
How do you do?

1021
00:55:20,120 --> 00:55:22,440
You can kiss my ass.

1022
00:55:22,440 --> 00:55:22,440
You can kiss my ass.

1023
00:55:22,440 --> 00:55:22,440
You can kiss my ass.

1024
00:55:22,440 --> 00:55:52,420
guitar solo

1025
00:55:52,420 --> 00:56:22,400
guitar solo

1026
00:56:22,400 --> 00:56:52,380
guitar solo

1027
00:56:52,380 --> 00:57:22,360
guitar solo

1028
00:57:22,360 --> 00:57:52,340
guitar solo

1029
00:57:52,340 --> 00:58:22,320
guitar solo

1030
00:58:22,320 --> 00:58:52,300
guitar solo

1031
00:58:52,300 --> 00:59:22,280
guitar solo

1032
00:59:22,280 --> 00:59:52,260
guitar solo

1033
00:59:52,260 --> 01:00:22,240
guitar solo

1034
01:00:22,240 --> 01:00:52,220
guitar solo

1035
01:00:52,220 --> 01:01:22,200
guitar solo

1036
01:01:22,200 --> 01:01:52,180
DJY's beautiful goal!

1037
01:01:52,180 --> 01:02:22,160
guitar solo

1038
01:02:22,160 --> 01:02:52,140
guitar solo

1039
01:02:52,140 --> 01:03:22,120
guitar solo

1040
01:03:22,120 --> 01:03:52,100
guitar solo

1041
01:03:52,100 --> 01:04:22,080
guitar solo

1042
01:04:22,080 --> 01:04:52,060
guitar solo

1043
01:04:52,060 --> 01:05:22,040
guitar solo

1044
01:05:22,040 --> 01:05:52,020
guitar solo

1045
01:05:52,020 --> 01:06:22,000
guitar solo

1046
01:06:22,000 --> 01:06:51,980
guitar solo

1047
01:06:51,980 --> 01:07:21,960
guitar solo

1048
01:07:21,960 --> 01:07:51,940
guitar solo

1049
01:07:51,940 --> 01:08:21,920
guitar solo

1050
01:08:21,920 --> 01:08:51,900
guitar solo

1051
01:08:51,900 --> 01:09:21,880
guitar solo

1052
01:09:21,880 --> 01:09:51,860
guitar solo

1053
01:09:51,860 --> 01:10:21,840
guitar solo

1054
01:10:21,840 --> 01:10:51,820
guitar solo

1055
01:10:51,820 --> 01:11:21,800
guitar solo

1056
01:11:21,800 --> 01:11:51,780
guitar solo

1057
01:11:51,780 --> 01:12:21,760
guitar solo

1058
01:12:21,760 --> 01:12:51,740
guitar solo

1059
01:12:51,740 --> 01:13:21,720
guitar solo

1060
01:13:21,720 --> 01:13:51,700
guitar solo

1061
01:13:51,700 --> 01:14:21,680
guitar solo

1062
01:14:21,680 --> 01:14:51,660
guitar solo

1063
01:14:51,660 --> 01:15:21,640
guitar solo

1064
01:15:21,640 --> 01:15:51,620
guitar solo

1065
01:15:51,620 --> 01:16:21,600
guitar solo,

1066
01:16:21,600 --> 01:16:51,580
guitar solo,

1067
01:16:51,580 --> 01:17:21,560
guitar solo,

1068
01:17:21,560 --> 01:17:51,540
guitar solo,

1069
01:17:51,540 --> 01:18:21,520
guitar solo,

1070
01:18:21,520 --> 01:18:51,500
guitar solo,

1071
01:18:51,500 --> 01:19:21,480
guitar solo,

1072
01:19:21,480 --> 01:19:51,460
guitar solo,

1073
01:19:51,460 --> 01:20:21,440
guitar solo,

1074
01:20:21,440 --> 01:20:51,420
guitar solo,

1075
01:20:51,420 --> 01:21:21,400
guitar solo,

1076
01:21:21,400 --> 01:21:51,380
guitar solo,

1077
01:21:51,380 --> 01:22:21,360
guitar solo,

1078
01:22:21,360 --> 01:22:51,340
guitar solo,

1079
01:22:51,340 --> 01:23:21,320
guitar solo,

1080
01:23:21,320 --> 01:23:51,300
guitar solo,

1081
01:23:51,300 --> 01:24:21,280
guitar solo,

1082
01:24:21,280 --> 01:24:51,260
guitar solo,

1083
01:24:51,260 --> 01:25:09,980
Oh, the land of the free and the land of the brave.

1084
01:25:20,620 --> 01:25:21,940
Holy shit.

1085
01:25:23,520 --> 01:25:25,560
Brings a tear to my eye every time.

1086
01:25:30,520 --> 01:25:36,700
God bless those F-16 flyers and loving memory of Whitney, Elizabeth, Houston.

1087
01:25:36,880 --> 01:25:37,680
Rest in peace.

1088
01:25:38,460 --> 01:25:49,440
But now we're about to say to the Belgians, rest in pieces as we absolutely smash and desecrate them in the way in which we know how to do to many other countries.

1089
01:25:49,440 --> 01:25:50,580
We've done it before.

1090
01:25:50,720 --> 01:25:51,360
We'll do it again.

1091
01:25:51,460 --> 01:25:52,300
And I got to tell you something.

1092
01:25:52,400 --> 01:25:53,860
It's coming thick and fast now.

1093
01:25:53,940 --> 01:25:55,640
Newgate tried to find Cappuccino.

1094
01:25:55,900 --> 01:25:57,080
And back out to Carrots.

1095
01:25:57,600 --> 01:26:03,760
Who tries an absolutely acrobatic shitshow shot from the outside flank D.

1096
01:26:05,820 --> 01:26:08,460
That son of a bitch, Carrots has got a good shot, right?

1097
01:26:08,520 --> 01:26:10,100
He's got a little bit of pizzazz.

1098
01:26:10,780 --> 01:26:12,080
He's got a bit of Superbock.

1099
01:26:14,080 --> 01:26:14,560
Indeed.

1100
01:26:15,380 --> 01:26:18,920
Superbock, the beer which sponsors this stadium.

1101
01:26:19,280 --> 01:26:21,060
The Superbock Stadium in Lisbon.

1102
01:26:24,780 --> 01:26:26,280
Doesn't sponsor us, right?

1103
01:26:26,800 --> 01:26:30,560
No, we do have our own beer sponsorship.

1104
01:26:32,060 --> 01:26:33,240
Dickhead's Cask Ale.

1105
01:26:33,920 --> 01:26:44,040
If you like the taste of a good session craft Cask Ale, but don't want to suffer the pain when you go heavy on the hooch, well, then look no further than Dickhead.

1106
01:26:44,280 --> 01:26:45,660
Session Craft Ale.

1107
01:26:45,740 --> 01:26:48,500
Official beer of the Global 2020 Meltdown.

1108
01:26:48,880 --> 01:26:55,440
Gotta tell you, I came home last night after a hard day in the meltdown and pounded a four-pack of Dickheads on the porch.

1109
01:26:56,060 --> 01:26:57,100
And all my troubles.

1110
01:26:57,800 --> 01:27:00,200
And I still felt good today.

1111
01:27:03,080 --> 01:27:04,840
Get your hands on Dickheads.

1112
01:27:04,840 --> 01:27:10,740
The brand new beer of the current era we're living in right now.

1113
01:27:10,840 --> 01:27:16,280
The age of football, soccer, whatever way you want to call it.

1114
01:27:17,260 --> 01:27:22,280
Trophies, guns, Instagram, Dick Bush.

1115
01:27:25,720 --> 01:27:26,960
Umbridled capitalism.

1116
01:27:30,120 --> 01:27:31,340
And race.

1117
01:27:32,540 --> 01:27:33,220
Vankanen.

1118
01:27:36,220 --> 01:27:36,940
De Bruyne.

1119
01:27:37,080 --> 01:27:40,380
Kevin De Bruyne plays his football for Manchester.

1120
01:27:41,800 --> 01:27:45,720
Over in England, the EPL are looking to start back soon enough.

1121
01:27:45,800 --> 01:27:46,940
The 17th of June.

1122
01:27:47,680 --> 01:27:49,540
Behind closed doors.

1123
01:27:52,300 --> 01:27:54,780
There's going to be no closed doors when I'm in town.

1124
01:27:54,840 --> 01:27:56,200
Because I'm going to be like, open up.

1125
01:27:56,240 --> 01:27:58,800
We got warrants to see some soccer ball.

1126
01:27:59,580 --> 01:28:00,860
You got a soccer song.

1127
01:28:03,580 --> 01:28:04,380
Open up.

1128
01:28:06,380 --> 01:28:08,020
You hammered your Middle East.

1129
01:28:08,020 --> 01:28:10,600
Thank you so much for your kind heart and generous tip.

1130
01:28:10,600 --> 01:28:10,920
Aruni.

1131
01:28:11,460 --> 01:28:12,460
Buzz Lightbeer.

1132
01:28:14,300 --> 01:28:15,180
Maraud in here.

1133
01:28:15,500 --> 01:28:16,300
Buzz Lightbeer.

1134
01:28:17,260 --> 01:28:17,860
Cappuccino.

1135
01:28:18,080 --> 01:28:18,800
To Newgate.

1136
01:28:23,660 --> 01:28:25,400
Lightbeer from a long way out.

1137
01:28:26,980 --> 01:28:32,780
Really tests Mignolet, who has no answer to that shot

1138
01:28:32,780 --> 01:28:35,660
other than a great answer, which is to save the ball.

1139
01:28:36,980 --> 01:28:38,900
Vermeulen, Vertonghen.

1140
01:28:39,900 --> 01:28:41,280
Back to Vermeulen again.

1141
01:28:41,960 --> 01:28:42,840
Alder Wirrald.

1142
01:28:43,720 --> 01:28:47,960
These Belgian lads know how to play the soccer ball game.

1143
01:28:51,280 --> 01:28:51,880
Interception.

1144
01:28:52,080 --> 01:28:52,900
Cuckoo-cuchu.

1145
01:28:53,080 --> 01:28:54,960
This is looking promising here in the States.

1146
01:28:56,480 --> 01:28:59,340
Out to the middle, Buzz Lightbeer.

1147
01:29:00,220 --> 01:29:03,860
Out to Newgate, trying to find Jeff Carrots.

1148
01:29:07,120 --> 01:29:10,140
Belgium are quick to attack and sweep up the crumbs here.

1149
01:29:10,240 --> 01:29:12,920
This is a test so far that the U.S. have not seen

1150
01:29:12,920 --> 01:29:14,400
in any of their previous games.

1151
01:29:15,560 --> 01:29:19,520
Each individual at Lukaku, and it's Lukaku with the strike.

1152
01:29:20,000 --> 01:29:22,020
What a great save by Dick Bush,

1153
01:29:22,460 --> 01:29:25,600
who's been practicing his ball saves all week.

1154
01:29:25,980 --> 01:29:28,720
Switchblade.

1155
01:29:29,720 --> 01:29:30,520
Switchblade.

1156
01:29:31,640 --> 01:29:33,300
Wolf Spritzer to Ty Baker.

1157
01:29:34,160 --> 01:29:34,980
Jeff Carrots.

1158
01:29:35,140 --> 01:29:36,080
Carrots with the turn.

1159
01:29:36,240 --> 01:29:37,140
Carrots with the shot.

1160
01:29:37,240 --> 01:29:37,880
It's the curler.

1161
01:29:38,400 --> 01:29:39,880
That's Mignolet with the save.

1162
01:29:42,620 --> 01:29:43,880
goes out to Vertonghen.

1163
01:29:43,880 --> 01:29:52,120
I got to tell you some of these Belgians know how to play the game of soccer.

1164
01:29:53,120 --> 01:29:54,800
Yeah, you said that two minutes ago.

1165
01:29:57,300 --> 01:29:59,140
about a needed scene again.

1166
01:29:59,140 --> 01:30:05,060
Pretty strong dynasty of footballing skill here.

1167
01:30:06,300 --> 01:30:07,360
Now it's Newgate.

1168
01:30:07,860 --> 01:30:08,580
To Carrots.

1169
01:30:09,320 --> 01:30:10,400
Carrots takes a turn.

1170
01:30:10,460 --> 01:30:11,260
He's too small.

1171
01:30:12,180 --> 01:30:12,880
It's a child.

1172
01:30:15,040 --> 01:30:16,160
He's a goddamn infant.

1173
01:30:16,700 --> 01:30:18,200
I don't even know why he's on the pitch.

1174
01:30:18,280 --> 01:30:19,160
What have we seen him do?

1175
01:30:19,860 --> 01:30:20,760
He's a wonder kid.

1176
01:30:20,820 --> 01:30:23,580
He's actually being touted as the next Messi.

1177
01:30:27,580 --> 01:30:32,060
They want to step up or step off because it's not working out for the kids.

1178
01:30:32,920 --> 01:30:34,060
He's all over the place.

1179
01:30:35,460 --> 01:30:36,720
40 minutes gone here.

1180
01:30:37,120 --> 01:30:38,440
Still 0-0.

1181
01:30:44,560 --> 01:30:46,860
Carrots go to Mertens.

1182
01:30:50,000 --> 01:30:52,240
Go out again for another Belgian throw.

1183
01:30:54,820 --> 01:30:58,840
Vietzel plays his soccer for Dortmund in the Bundesliga.

1184
01:31:00,100 --> 01:31:01,620
And Mertens gets that balloon in.

1185
01:31:01,680 --> 01:31:02,680
Tried to find Lukaku.

1186
01:31:03,520 --> 01:31:05,820
But again, Dick Bush with the hands.

1187
01:31:07,360 --> 01:31:09,740
Safety hands from a safety man.

1188
01:31:12,040 --> 01:31:12,960
Now Newgate.

1189
01:31:13,220 --> 01:31:14,480
One touch with Carrots.

1190
01:31:14,740 --> 01:31:15,840
He lets it fly by.

1191
01:31:16,220 --> 01:31:18,840
In fairness to Carrots, I don't think he was expecting that.

1192
01:31:18,940 --> 01:31:19,820
Now it's Carrots.

1193
01:31:21,160 --> 01:31:21,840
Back again.

1194
01:31:21,980 --> 01:31:22,380
Carrots.

1195
01:31:22,500 --> 01:31:24,060
Jeff Carrots from range.

1196
01:31:25,940 --> 01:31:28,500
And Mignolet saves yet again.

1197
01:31:30,140 --> 01:31:33,100
And that's the halftime whistle.

1198
01:31:33,100 --> 01:31:39,840
Bar Bush.

1199
01:31:39,940 --> 01:31:40,780
Thanks so much.

1200
01:31:41,020 --> 01:31:41,960
Release the Kraken.

1201
01:31:42,080 --> 01:31:42,920
Thank you so much.

1202
01:31:46,400 --> 01:31:47,980
Thoughts on the first half.

1203
01:31:48,240 --> 01:31:48,820
Func team.

1204
01:31:50,080 --> 01:31:51,440
Yeah, they're doing well.

1205
01:31:51,440 --> 01:31:52,560
They're pushing hard.

1206
01:31:54,460 --> 01:31:55,980
These Belgian guys.

1207
01:31:56,420 --> 01:31:57,340
Belgian waffles.

1208
01:31:57,600 --> 01:31:57,760
What?

1209
01:31:57,800 --> 01:31:59,340
You got your Belgian chocolates.

1210
01:32:01,140 --> 01:32:02,180
You got your cocoa.

1211
01:32:02,540 --> 01:32:02,560
What?

1212
01:32:02,740 --> 01:32:04,300
70, 80% cocoa.

1213
01:32:06,300 --> 01:32:07,780
That stuff tastes shit.

1214
01:32:09,620 --> 01:32:10,040
Uh-huh.

1215
01:32:10,840 --> 01:32:11,220
Yeah.

1216
01:32:11,360 --> 01:32:12,200
You ever taste that?

1217
01:32:13,600 --> 01:32:13,980
What?

1218
01:32:14,040 --> 01:32:15,060
Belgian chocolate?

1219
01:32:17,060 --> 01:32:18,860
That 80% shit.

1220
01:32:18,960 --> 01:32:20,020
That 90% shit.

1221
01:32:20,720 --> 01:32:24,320
Tastes like you're eating fucking ashes or something.

1222
01:32:24,980 --> 01:32:26,940
You can't taste no chocolate off it.

1223
01:32:27,700 --> 01:32:32,440
I heard my wife tells me that the dark chocolate is meant to be the best for you, though.

1224
01:32:33,300 --> 01:32:35,060
Yeah, that's what they're trying to sell you on.

1225
01:32:35,140 --> 01:32:36,780
Trying to tell you that it's a good chocolate.

1226
01:32:36,880 --> 01:32:42,720
You eat this chocolate, you're going to live a longer, much nicer, happier lifestyle.

1227
01:32:43,720 --> 01:32:50,700
You're going to be on Instagram, uploading pictures of yourself eating this 94% cocoa chocolate.

1228
01:32:52,320 --> 01:32:53,080
But what?

1229
01:32:53,160 --> 01:32:54,260
No pleasure in it, right?

1230
01:32:54,800 --> 01:32:55,620
You got a song.

1231
01:32:56,800 --> 01:32:57,280
Well, I don't know.

1232
01:32:57,340 --> 01:33:00,260
I never taste it, but I do believe it's meant to be the best in the world.

1233
01:33:00,480 --> 01:33:02,980
And they did, I think they invented the cocoa bean.

1234
01:33:04,560 --> 01:33:05,120
Is that so?

1235
01:33:05,680 --> 01:33:07,240
Yep, the Belgian cocoa bean.

1236
01:33:08,200 --> 01:33:12,760
They invented that after discovering it out in Africa.

1237
01:33:13,380 --> 01:33:20,880
And the world has been much better off in the sweet tooth steaks ever since.

1238
01:33:21,920 --> 01:33:24,500
But soccer is the aim of the game right now.

1239
01:33:24,800 --> 01:33:26,220
Barbara Bush, thanks for the tip.

1240
01:33:27,160 --> 01:33:28,600
And Hugh Hamminger, Middle East.

1241
01:33:29,960 --> 01:33:31,580
Belgian get the game underway.

1242
01:33:33,080 --> 01:33:34,540
And they're looking to attack.

1243
01:33:37,440 --> 01:33:41,760
Eden Hazard, the Real Madrid tricky man.

1244
01:33:43,040 --> 01:33:44,220
Down to Mertens.

1245
01:33:44,880 --> 01:33:46,480
Dispossessed by Buzz Lightbeer.

1246
01:33:46,900 --> 01:33:49,540
Lightbeer splays that ball down to Cappuccino.

1247
01:33:51,120 --> 01:33:53,000
Cappuccino pulls it back.

1248
01:33:53,260 --> 01:33:54,540
Tries to pull it back to Newgate.

1249
01:33:55,220 --> 01:33:55,820
Doesn't work out.

1250
01:33:56,040 --> 01:33:57,040
And now it's Jeff Carrots.

1251
01:33:58,040 --> 01:33:59,280
Jeff Carrots with the twist.

1252
01:33:59,380 --> 01:33:59,760
The turn.

1253
01:34:00,320 --> 01:34:02,840
Jeff Carrots tries to play in Ty Baker.

1254
01:34:02,960 --> 01:34:04,700
It's not going to work out that well for him.

1255
01:34:04,740 --> 01:34:05,740
And it's dispossessed.

1256
01:34:06,200 --> 01:34:07,820
Picked up by the Belgian boys.

1257
01:34:07,820 --> 01:34:10,580
And Wolf Spritzer to Carrots again.

1258
01:34:11,520 --> 01:34:13,120
Jeff Carrots one more time.

1259
01:34:14,020 --> 01:34:15,280
Dispossessed by Witzel.

1260
01:34:15,700 --> 01:34:19,060
And here's Carrots again with the one strike wonder.

1261
01:34:19,500 --> 01:34:21,620
And that's three shots and three blankers.

1262
01:34:21,880 --> 01:34:24,400
Mignolet has saved all of the carrot shots.

1263
01:34:25,600 --> 01:34:28,720
Cappuccino and Newgate need to move.

1264
01:34:28,820 --> 01:34:31,420
And they need to move now before it's too late.

1265
01:34:31,520 --> 01:34:32,860
This is a knockout game.

1266
01:34:33,660 --> 01:34:42,200
We could be going home early if these Belgian boys get their boots on and start playing that 94% cocoa game that we know they can play.

1267
01:34:43,380 --> 01:34:47,500
Right now we're playing pure milk chocolate shit.

1268
01:34:48,080 --> 01:34:49,240
I'm talking hushies.

1269
01:34:49,580 --> 01:34:50,720
Squidgy kind of stuff.

1270
01:34:51,860 --> 01:34:53,780
We got that squidgy milk.

1271
01:34:54,780 --> 01:34:58,560
And these Belgian boys, they're playing heavy, heavy cocoa.

1272
01:35:00,420 --> 01:35:03,000
De Bruyne out to Van Aken.

1273
01:35:04,040 --> 01:35:06,040
Buzz Lightbeer goes up for the head.

1274
01:35:06,540 --> 01:35:09,620
And it rolls out for a Belgian throw ball.

1275
01:35:09,840 --> 01:35:10,520
Carrasco.

1276
01:35:11,300 --> 01:35:12,780
Carrasco takes that throw.

1277
01:35:12,780 --> 01:35:13,920
Down to Mertens.

1278
01:35:14,620 --> 01:35:16,720
Mertens again with a twist to turn the slide.

1279
01:35:16,920 --> 01:35:19,640
And it's Quasar Kingston who gets the better of them.

1280
01:35:19,740 --> 01:35:20,580
And it's out to Newgate.

1281
01:35:20,700 --> 01:35:21,580
And Newgate now.

1282
01:35:21,660 --> 01:35:23,080
A chance to do something here.

1283
01:35:23,640 --> 01:35:24,920
Plays the ball into Carrots.

1284
01:35:25,020 --> 01:35:25,660
Jeff Carrots.

1285
01:35:25,820 --> 01:35:26,080
Twist.

1286
01:35:26,340 --> 01:35:26,600
Turn.

1287
01:35:26,840 --> 01:35:27,580
Back to Newgate.

1288
01:35:27,840 --> 01:35:28,240
Newgate.

1289
01:35:29,040 --> 01:35:30,060
Out to Ty Baker.

1290
01:35:30,500 --> 01:35:31,780
Ty Baker with a little chipper.

1291
01:35:32,860 --> 01:35:33,260
Newgate.

1292
01:35:34,440 --> 01:35:34,920
Carrots.

1293
01:35:35,180 --> 01:35:36,440
Carrots with the stab.

1294
01:35:37,120 --> 01:35:38,080
And it's Carrots.

1295
01:35:40,800 --> 01:35:41,280
Yeah.

1296
01:35:41,280 --> 01:35:41,880
Come on.

1297
01:35:42,180 --> 01:35:42,620
Carrots, baby.

1298
01:35:42,620 --> 01:35:43,300
Carrots.

1299
01:35:45,300 --> 01:35:48,540
And at the pylon situation, the end of pylon.

1300
01:35:48,800 --> 01:35:49,360
Gangbang.

1301
01:35:50,580 --> 01:35:51,160
Newgate.

1302
01:35:51,680 --> 01:35:53,000
But Carrots.

1303
01:35:54,480 --> 01:35:56,740
Quite an amazing piece of blade.

1304
01:35:58,200 --> 01:35:59,080
From the stage.

1305
01:36:00,560 --> 01:36:02,200
Really sticking it to the bedroom.

1306
01:36:03,480 --> 01:36:04,620
You've got a son.

1307
01:36:05,580 --> 01:36:06,580
That's right, Carrots.

1308
01:36:06,580 --> 01:36:06,580
That's right, Carrots.

1309
01:36:06,580 --> 01:36:08,580
We're in.

1310
01:36:08,580 --> 01:36:09,960
We've got one.

1311
01:36:14,960 --> 01:36:17,160
And it just goes to show you.

1312
01:36:17,700 --> 01:36:18,700
Attention to the guy's tenacity.

1313
01:36:18,700 --> 01:36:19,660
Attention to the guy's tenacity.

1314
01:36:19,660 --> 01:36:20,820
Determination.

1315
01:36:20,820 --> 01:36:22,540
We'll get you everywhere.

1316
01:36:22,540 --> 01:36:26,680
because Jeff Carrots has just done the unthinkable,

1317
01:36:27,240 --> 01:36:30,760
sponsored by Donald Trump in association with Rick.

1318
01:36:32,800 --> 01:36:35,980
And that gold was also brought to you by Walmart

1319
01:36:35,980 --> 01:36:39,840
in association with GetRomodick.

1320
01:36:39,840 --> 01:36:42,100
We're going to send you a crafting factory,

1321
01:36:42,240 --> 01:36:45,360
which is a factory simulation where you're producing

1322
01:36:45,360 --> 01:36:48,760
and making goods inside a roving death ship,

1323
01:36:48,940 --> 01:36:52,740
which is crawling across a galaxy planet out in the stars.

1324
01:36:53,880 --> 01:36:56,240
The playability is really intuitive.

1325
01:36:56,540 --> 01:36:59,540
There's different ways to make the game go tick-de-boo.

1326
01:36:59,780 --> 01:37:02,000
Also, there is a sandbox mode available

1327
01:37:02,000 --> 01:37:04,320
in which you can make your own factory

1328
01:37:04,320 --> 01:37:06,720
as well as the production lines as well.

1329
01:37:06,720 --> 01:37:09,960
The graphics are based on kind of pixely retro graphics.

1330
01:37:10,080 --> 01:37:11,140
They're not really like that,

1331
01:37:11,220 --> 01:37:13,360
but they're still really pretty to look at.

1332
01:37:13,540 --> 01:37:16,060
The game in itself is a masterpiece.

1333
01:37:16,640 --> 01:37:19,880
You will not understand this until you get the...

1334
01:37:19,880 --> 01:37:20,580
Lightbeard.

1335
01:37:21,640 --> 01:37:22,600
Out to Kingston.

1336
01:37:23,440 --> 01:37:23,840
Kingston.

1337
01:37:25,300 --> 01:37:25,900
Cappuccino.

1338
01:37:27,340 --> 01:37:28,600
Cappuccino to Newgate.

1339
01:37:29,000 --> 01:37:30,140
Tries to find Carrots.

1340
01:37:35,320 --> 01:37:36,420
Here's Lukaku.

1341
01:37:36,580 --> 01:37:37,800
Lukaku with the drive.

1342
01:37:38,140 --> 01:37:39,800
And Dick Bush with the save.

1343
01:37:41,640 --> 01:37:43,640
Crazy, crazy game so far.

1344
01:38:00,860 --> 01:38:02,160
And it's left at Mertens.

1345
01:38:02,260 --> 01:38:04,720
Mertens could do something here to Lukaku.

1346
01:38:04,840 --> 01:38:06,320
Lukaku with the drive again.

1347
01:38:07,780 --> 01:38:08,920
This is so dangerous.

1348
01:38:09,260 --> 01:38:10,500
That's the worst ball yet.

1349
01:38:11,100 --> 01:38:12,500
Oh, you've got to say,

1350
01:38:12,600 --> 01:38:13,860
what the hell is going on?

1351
01:38:16,800 --> 01:38:18,000
It's just...

1352
01:38:18,000 --> 01:38:19,220
Yeah, pose for the photograph.

1353
01:38:19,380 --> 01:38:20,700
Nice photograph, guys.

1354
01:38:21,140 --> 01:38:21,440
Yeah.

1355
01:38:21,760 --> 01:38:22,420
Well done.

1356
01:38:23,300 --> 01:38:24,360
Say cheese.

1357
01:38:28,500 --> 01:38:30,720
Yeah, what the hell is going on?

1358
01:38:31,300 --> 01:38:33,420
What were they doing on that goal line?

1359
01:38:33,420 --> 01:38:37,220
And passing it back from Kukukachu.

1360
01:38:38,520 --> 01:38:40,460
That's just elementary stuff.

1361
01:38:44,260 --> 01:38:48,600
You simply don't pass it to Lukaku when he's on the goal line.

1362
01:38:49,160 --> 01:38:50,340
That's what you don't do.

1363
01:38:50,480 --> 01:38:51,800
Great smile from Witzel.

1364
01:38:52,600 --> 01:38:58,620
And here's Batswaii of Chelsea United, who's coming on to replace Carrasco.

1365
01:38:59,940 --> 01:39:03,320
That could really strike fear into the American heart.

1366
01:39:03,980 --> 01:39:12,560
But as we know, the American soccer ball-shaped eagle is soaring across a sky of broken Belgian chocolate dreams at the moment.

1367
01:39:13,080 --> 01:39:14,080
And we're going to keep going.

1368
01:39:14,340 --> 01:39:15,240
We're going to keep soaring.

1369
01:39:15,240 --> 01:39:16,260
Because it's Newgate.

1370
01:39:16,760 --> 01:39:18,300
Compounding the misery to Cappuccino.

1371
01:39:18,660 --> 01:39:19,720
Out to Jeff Carrats.

1372
01:39:19,960 --> 01:39:21,520
Jeff Carrats outside the right boot.

1373
01:39:21,580 --> 01:39:22,640
It's a curl baller.

1374
01:39:23,040 --> 01:39:24,500
And just goes past the post.

1375
01:39:29,120 --> 01:39:29,640
Congratulations.

1376
01:39:31,020 --> 01:39:32,160
Mr. Carrats.

1377
01:39:33,600 --> 01:39:34,740
He nearly scored a goal.

1378
01:39:38,300 --> 01:39:40,140
Substitution again here from Belgium.

1379
01:39:40,360 --> 01:39:41,540
Witzel goes off.

1380
01:39:41,640 --> 01:39:47,560
Tillmans is coming on to replace Witzel before we go into overtime.

1381
01:39:50,420 --> 01:39:52,760
I really hope it's not going to go into overtime.

1382
01:39:52,960 --> 01:39:57,200
We need to just get a goal and get one now and stick one between these guys' sticks.

1383
01:39:59,240 --> 01:40:00,220
Referee blows.

1384
01:40:00,300 --> 01:40:01,940
There's a foul against Jimmy Russler.

1385
01:40:02,080 --> 01:40:04,000
Early ball comes in from Belgium.

1386
01:40:04,320 --> 01:40:05,380
It's headed away.

1387
01:40:05,480 --> 01:40:06,940
Back to Mario Cappuccino.

1388
01:40:07,180 --> 01:40:09,280
Now Newgate's calling for the ball here.

1389
01:40:10,180 --> 01:40:11,380
Out to Jeff Carrats.

1390
01:40:11,860 --> 01:40:12,800
Carrats waits.

1391
01:40:13,320 --> 01:40:14,540
Plays in Jimmy Russler.

1392
01:40:15,080 --> 01:40:18,020
And tired legs right now on that American field pitch.

1393
01:40:18,400 --> 01:40:19,400
And now it's Ty Baker.

1394
01:40:19,680 --> 01:40:21,000
Ty Baker to Carrats.

1395
01:40:21,220 --> 01:40:21,680
Carrats.

1396
01:40:22,600 --> 01:40:23,280
Baker back.

1397
01:40:23,440 --> 01:40:24,100
Carrats again.

1398
01:40:24,180 --> 01:40:25,680
And it's Jeff Carrats with a goal.

1399
01:40:25,680 --> 01:40:26,680
Oh!

1400
01:40:46,680 --> 01:40:54,680
At that wonder hit again, Jeff Karras doing the unthinkable for the US-led invasion of Belgium.

1401
01:40:54,680 --> 01:41:01,680
Crazy, crazy dream here. A crazy reality.

1402
01:41:01,680 --> 01:41:09,680
And you couldn't have wrote it in a script book if you really wanted to sit down and write the script itself.

1403
01:41:09,680 --> 01:41:12,680
It would be hard to write this particular script.

1404
01:41:12,680 --> 01:41:15,680
It's two goals to the one here.

1405
01:41:15,680 --> 01:41:21,680
Both of those goals heard by the one and only Prodigy.

1406
01:41:21,680 --> 01:41:27,680
Not the band, but the player, Jeff Karras.

1407
01:41:28,680 --> 01:41:38,680
Unbelievable stuff. That kid, I gotta tell you something, I have my doubts, he's got a son, but he's really knocked it out the pocket.

1408
01:41:38,680 --> 01:41:41,680
He's really knocked it out the pocket.

1409
01:41:42,680 --> 01:41:49,680
Dick Bush with the save. Strong hands from the Bushmaster Assault Keeper.

1410
01:41:49,680 --> 01:41:52,680
Look at that header from Carrots.

1411
01:41:52,680 --> 01:41:57,680
Look at this Buzz Lightyear ball. He's having a crazy game, Lightyear.

1412
01:41:57,680 --> 01:42:00,680
He's gonna square it. No one there though.

1413
01:42:00,680 --> 01:42:04,680
Anyone else wanna join the dinner of death?

1414
01:42:04,680 --> 01:42:10,680
Big thank you to Kay Bollocks for the tip and Barb Bush too.

1415
01:42:10,680 --> 01:42:16,680
88 minutes on the shot clock here. The USA are about to send Belgium back home.

1416
01:42:16,680 --> 01:42:25,680
But Mertens is falling over trying to win that foul. It's not gonna work for him though.

1417
01:42:25,680 --> 01:42:41,680
The show is also brought to you by shit mobile games.

1418
01:42:41,680 --> 01:42:46,680
Games whose scope and ambition is severely limited by the lack of hardware.

1419
01:42:51,680 --> 01:42:59,680
If you like the taste of a good session craft, Cascale, but don't wanna suffer the pain when you go heavy on the hooch.

1420
01:42:59,680 --> 01:43:15,680
Well, I can't believe it. That's the man from Real Madrid, Eden Hazard.

1421
01:43:16,680 --> 01:43:25,680
Who's just come right out of the woodwork and absolutely crucified us with a last minute goal while we were advertising beer.

1422
01:43:25,680 --> 01:43:32,680
It's not right. It's not right and it's not good.

1423
01:43:32,680 --> 01:43:38,680
With the hill with the defense. Defense.

1424
01:43:46,680 --> 01:43:54,680
And Eden Hazard, the Garden of Eden is now beneath his feet as he sends Belgium into the future.

1425
01:43:54,680 --> 01:43:59,680
As we're looking at overtime unless something can be pulled out of the woodwork here.

1426
01:43:59,680 --> 01:44:02,680
It's a middle disc ball though. Looking for Lukaku.

1427
01:44:03,680 --> 01:44:07,680
It's found. Hazard again. A dangerous ball. Lukaku comes in.

1428
01:44:08,680 --> 01:44:10,680
And Nugate comes to collect the scoop.

1429
01:44:13,680 --> 01:44:15,680
Ref blows on that magical pipe piece.

1430
01:44:20,680 --> 01:44:21,680
And we're going into overtime.

1431
01:44:21,680 --> 01:44:30,680
We're gonna have to use those subs. We got some good subs on the bench.

1432
01:44:31,680 --> 01:44:33,680
We got those guys. We got Newgate.

1433
01:44:34,680 --> 01:44:35,680
We're already on the pitch.

1434
01:44:36,680 --> 01:44:39,680
Instead of Newgate, we got, uh, who's that other subs?

1435
01:44:40,680 --> 01:44:41,680
Shamrock.

1436
01:44:41,680 --> 01:44:42,680
We got Frank Shamrock.

1437
01:44:42,680 --> 01:44:47,680
I think we also got BJ Wise on the bench.

1438
01:44:47,680 --> 01:44:48,680
Should we put that kid Carrots on?

1439
01:44:52,680 --> 01:44:55,680
Save, save them maybe. Save them for another two minutes.

1440
01:44:56,680 --> 01:44:57,680
Use the speed boost.

1441
01:44:58,680 --> 01:44:59,680
Newgate.

1442
01:45:00,680 --> 01:45:01,680
Newgate.

1443
01:45:01,680 --> 01:45:02,680
Newgate.

1444
01:45:02,680 --> 01:45:04,680
Trying to find Cappuccino. He's been silent this whole game.

1445
01:45:07,680 --> 01:45:12,680
He's been less Cappuccino more latte.

1446
01:45:13,680 --> 01:45:14,680
You get my drift.

1447
01:45:15,680 --> 01:45:17,680
Yeah, definitely not packing any caffeinated punch.

1448
01:45:18,680 --> 01:45:19,680
He's, he's decaf.

1449
01:45:20,680 --> 01:45:21,680
That's what he's been all day is decaf.

1450
01:45:22,680 --> 01:45:23,680
Lukaku.

1451
01:45:36,680 --> 01:45:38,680
Just so goddamn hard trying to contain Hez.

1452
01:45:39,680 --> 01:45:40,680
Then you got Lukaku.

1453
01:45:41,680 --> 01:45:42,680
Who's a goal machine.

1454
01:45:46,680 --> 01:45:49,680
And our, uh, goal, two goal hero, Jeff Carrots,

1455
01:45:49,680 --> 01:45:51,680
has just gone off during the, uh, replay there.

1456
01:45:51,680 --> 01:45:52,680
For BJ Wise.

1457
01:45:53,680 --> 01:45:54,680
He's going to be playing down that right flank.

1458
01:45:55,680 --> 01:45:56,680
An extra burst of speed and energy.

1459
01:45:56,680 --> 01:45:57,680
And here he is.

1460
01:45:57,680 --> 01:45:58,680
BJ Wise.

1461
01:45:59,680 --> 01:46:00,680
BJ Wise now.

1462
01:46:00,680 --> 01:46:01,680
Turns.

1463
01:46:01,680 --> 01:46:01,680
Twists.

1464
01:46:02,680 --> 01:46:02,680
Looking for options.

1465
01:46:03,680 --> 01:46:04,680
Looking for help.

1466
01:46:05,680 --> 01:46:05,680
Wins the corner.

1467
01:46:06,680 --> 01:46:08,680
And that'll be nice for the States.

1468
01:46:13,680 --> 01:46:14,680
Jimmy Russell.

1469
01:46:14,680 --> 01:46:15,680
Steps up to bend the ballooner.

1470
01:46:16,680 --> 01:46:17,680
It's a Russell ballooner.

1471
01:46:17,680 --> 01:46:18,680
And the heads goes up.

1472
01:46:19,680 --> 01:46:21,680
Oh, looks so close there from Cappuccino.

1473
01:46:22,680 --> 01:46:23,680
Mario Cappuccino.

1474
01:46:26,680 --> 01:46:30,680
Maybe you should have gone for an extra shot.

1475
01:46:31,680 --> 01:46:33,680
Because you're not paying attention, Mario.

1476
01:46:34,680 --> 01:46:39,680
18 successful passes from Newgate.

1477
01:46:39,680 --> 01:46:41,680
12, 12 successful, 18 total.

1478
01:46:41,680 --> 01:46:42,680
I beg your pardon.

1479
01:46:43,680 --> 01:46:44,680
And now the Belgique.

1480
01:46:45,680 --> 01:46:48,680
Trying to spread a bit of that Belgique magic.

1481
01:46:49,680 --> 01:46:50,680
Lukaku with the acrobats.

1482
01:46:56,680 --> 01:46:57,680
Dangerous.

1483
01:46:57,680 --> 01:46:57,680
Lukaku.

1484
01:46:57,680 --> 01:46:58,680
Lukaku.

1485
01:46:58,680 --> 01:46:59,680
Lukaku.

1486
01:46:59,680 --> 01:46:59,680
Off the post.

1487
01:46:59,680 --> 01:47:00,680
And it's a double time.

1488
01:47:01,680 --> 01:47:05,680
Strike ball from Mertens or Hazard or one of those.

1489
01:47:06,680 --> 01:47:07,680
Everybody's going wild.

1490
01:47:08,680 --> 01:47:11,680
But there's still time on the clock.

1491
01:47:12,680 --> 01:47:13,680
Look at those suits.

1492
01:47:13,680 --> 01:47:15,680
Even the suits are coming over.

1493
01:47:16,680 --> 01:47:20,680
Hey, there's reports to be on the desk by tomorrow.

1494
01:47:20,680 --> 01:47:21,680
Get back to the office, boys.

1495
01:47:22,680 --> 01:47:25,680
CIA been pushing.

1496
01:47:26,680 --> 01:47:27,680
Got you pushing too many pencils.

1497
01:47:31,680 --> 01:47:33,680
And it's just a crazy game at the moment.

1498
01:47:34,680 --> 01:47:39,680
The Belgians are absolutely tearing us from piece by piece apart.

1499
01:47:42,680 --> 01:47:43,680
I don't know where we're going.

1500
01:47:43,680 --> 01:47:44,680
I don't know what we're doing.

1501
01:47:44,680 --> 01:47:47,680
I don't know what's going on at the moment, but it's scary.

1502
01:48:00,680 --> 01:48:01,680
Substitution, baby.

1503
01:48:02,680 --> 01:48:03,680
Substitution.

1504
01:48:07,680 --> 01:48:09,680
Let's see who we got to bring on here.

1505
01:48:10,680 --> 01:48:11,680
The one.

1506
01:48:12,680 --> 01:48:12,680
The only.

1507
01:48:13,680 --> 01:48:14,680
Frank Shamrock.

1508
01:48:17,680 --> 01:48:18,680
Renewgate.

1509
01:48:19,680 --> 01:48:20,680
Renewgate.

1510
01:48:21,680 --> 01:48:22,680
Here we go.

1511
01:48:23,680 --> 01:48:25,680
The last roll of the dice here for the States.

1512
01:48:28,680 --> 01:48:29,680
Still got another dice to roll.

1513
01:48:29,680 --> 01:48:30,680
Three subs, right?

1514
01:48:30,680 --> 01:48:31,680
I beg your pardon.

1515
01:48:31,680 --> 01:48:34,680
The penultimate roll of the dice for the States.

1516
01:48:37,680 --> 01:48:38,680
Frank Shamrock.

1517
01:48:44,680 --> 01:48:45,680
Shamrock.

1518
01:48:45,680 --> 01:48:46,680
To Kingston.

1519
01:48:47,680 --> 01:48:47,680
To Cappuccino.

1520
01:48:48,680 --> 01:48:49,680
Cappuccino.

1521
01:48:50,680 --> 01:48:51,680
Lofted back to Kingston.

1522
01:48:51,680 --> 01:48:52,680
Kingston tries to get a hold of it.

1523
01:48:53,680 --> 01:48:54,680
Tackle intercepted.

1524
01:48:58,680 --> 01:49:13,180
Wolf Spritzer tries to find box players BJ Wise BJ Wise Wolf Spritzer can't get

1525
01:49:13,180 --> 01:49:20,360
the trigger pull Ty Baker back to Jimmy Russler it's a it's a mishmash it's a

1526
01:49:20,360 --> 01:49:26,540
real achy breaky heart situation right there

1527
01:49:26,540 --> 01:49:31,940
time it's the time Jeff Carrick with the two goals with cock to him and a couple of

1528
01:49:31,940 --> 01:49:40,820
hazards for the Belgian boys it's not looking good here in association with shit

1529
01:49:40,820 --> 01:49:43,600
mobile games

1530
01:49:43,600 --> 01:49:49,000
guys please have Sonic at Olympic games Tokyo 25 Olympic games has been canceled due to coronavirus but it doesn't mean you can have fun here and you got Sonic the Hedgehog he's a fat little man and he goes over the track he goes over

1531
01:49:49,000 --> 01:49:54,400
hoodl and he can go around track very fast hey jump he can speed and as you can see jump

1532
01:49:54,400 --> 01:49:58,400
again and boom right over hoodl he's got funky little friends trying to beat him in

1533
01:49:58,400 --> 01:50:02,400
race you cannot do that though you tap fast the faster you tap on screen the faster Sonic go around track

1534
01:50:02,400 --> 01:50:07,800
again faster you tap faster Sonic go around track and he has a little further to the metal on the speed boost and any finish and look at how fast he goes so amazing man so fucking amazing I hope you get this game because I really enjoyed it

1535
01:50:07,800 --> 01:50:37,200
thank you like to subscribe we're back

1536
01:50:37,200 --> 01:51:01,600
back live here the second half of that extra time Lukaku danger man for the Belgians Chad Valley legs are tired and this is Lukaku now great great goalkeeping from Dick Bush the US need to get forward

1537
01:51:06,600 --> 01:51:24,400
Kevin De Bruyne back to Eden Hazard lovely ball not waited enough though for Lukaku Dick Bush back collects and now it's out to Lightbeer Shamrock just too much on that too much sauce

1538
01:51:24,400 --> 01:51:28,840
Quasar

1539
01:51:28,840 --> 01:51:51,940
come on Baris Wahey gets it to Lukaku leave it to Hazard and that's Hazard the chance to level a danger blow accusation against the states goes a begging for Hazard and it's going to be a goal slide kick to the states

1540
01:51:51,940 --> 01:52:05,940
so close we need to do something we need to do something we need to do something now otherwise kaboom

1541
01:52:05,940 --> 01:52:21,340
Ty Baker out to Chad Valley Chad Valley to Jimmy Russler this is it the last gasp saloon attempt for the states Jimmy Russler Jimmy Russler plays it to Chad Valley Chad Valley with the equal

1542
01:52:21,340 --> 01:52:28,340
baby come on

1543
01:52:28,340 --> 01:52:35,340
all right

1544
01:52:35,340 --> 01:52:39,340
gotta love it right you got it got them right

1545
01:52:39,340 --> 01:52:43,340
amazing amazing stuff it's dad valley

1546
01:52:43,340 --> 01:52:49,340
dad valley with the finishing danger blow right down that left hand side

1547
01:52:49,340 --> 01:52:56,340
plant catcher unbelievable i did not have sexual relations with that woman

1548
01:52:56,340 --> 01:53:03,340
miss Lewinsky i never told anybody to lie not a single time never these

1549
01:53:03,340 --> 01:53:11,340
allegations are false and these are the days that you really really love to be

1550
01:53:11,340 --> 01:53:19,340
an american i gotta tell you something that set it up it's going down to pk's

1551
01:53:19,340 --> 01:53:25,340
penalty penalty kicks to you and me brought to you by the trump administration

1552
01:53:25,340 --> 01:53:28,340
in association with race

1553
01:53:28,340 --> 01:53:38,840
Also sponsored by Dickhead's Cass Craft Pale Ale, the official beer of the Soccer World Championship.

1554
01:53:39,480 --> 01:53:47,280
If you like the taste of a good session craft cass ale, but don't want to suffer the pain when you go heavy on the hooch,

1555
01:53:47,280 --> 01:53:54,180
well then look no further than Dickhead's Session Craft Ale, official beer of the Global 2020 Meltdown.

1556
01:53:54,440 --> 01:54:04,100
Gotta tell you I came home last night after a hard day in the meltdown, pounded a four pack of dickheads on the porch, and all my troubles mellowed away.

1557
01:54:04,300 --> 01:54:05,820
I still felt good today.

1558
01:54:06,920 --> 01:54:09,420
We got stunning skill animation superheroes defeated.

1559
01:54:09,940 --> 01:54:15,560
Make sure to pre-register for Sino Isles, it's gonna be coming out pretty soon, cool new Japanistic, another Japanistic game as well.

1560
01:54:15,560 --> 01:54:20,800
I don't know about you, but somewhere along the way I started to feel like there was an empty pit,

1561
01:54:21,280 --> 01:54:24,840
you know, in my stomach.

1562
01:54:25,480 --> 01:54:30,180
And also, you know, what's the point of it all?

1563
01:54:30,360 --> 01:54:32,860
That's another thing that keeps on cropping up.

1564
01:54:33,080 --> 01:54:37,100
I'm fighting that on a daily basis.

1565
01:54:37,100 --> 01:54:39,480
Hello guys, you're back here.

1566
01:54:39,960 --> 01:54:50,420
Welcome back to the penalty shootout in this last 16 game between the USA and Belgium.

1567
01:54:52,960 --> 01:55:01,840
Something else entirely, another chapter in the U.S. soccer history book is about to be written.

1568
01:55:03,840 --> 01:55:08,380
And we want to welcome you back to the show.

1569
01:55:09,800 --> 01:55:11,040
You gotta show up.

1570
01:55:17,040 --> 01:55:26,660
Cappuccino, BJ Wise, Frank Shamrock, we got Quasar Kingston, Wolf Spritzer, Jimmy Russler, Buzz Lightyear, Lightbeer, I beg your pardon.

1571
01:55:27,320 --> 01:55:28,220
Freudian slip.

1572
01:55:30,080 --> 01:55:32,240
Indeed, a Freudian slip it was.

1573
01:55:32,240 --> 01:55:33,040
Ty Baker.

1574
01:55:34,740 --> 01:55:35,700
Chad Valley.

1575
01:55:35,920 --> 01:55:37,000
Cuckoo Cachoo.

1576
01:55:38,580 --> 01:55:44,540
And then Dick Bush to take the last kick of the dice.

1577
01:55:47,040 --> 01:55:49,620
What are your thoughts and feelings on this, Ben Dink?

1578
01:55:50,740 --> 01:55:54,280
Well, it's like I always said.

1579
01:55:56,780 --> 01:55:58,080
You gotta show up.

1580
01:55:59,420 --> 01:56:02,880
And with that, let's get this underway.

1581
01:56:04,700 --> 01:56:06,140
A nation holds its breath.

1582
01:56:07,080 --> 01:56:08,440
The nation of Belgium, that is.

1583
01:56:09,060 --> 01:56:10,960
And also, another nation too.

1584
01:56:11,640 --> 01:56:13,780
The nation of the USA.

1585
01:56:23,780 --> 01:56:24,380
Cappuccino.

1586
01:56:24,380 --> 01:56:33,100
Steps up.

1587
01:56:34,060 --> 01:56:34,800
Winds it up.

1588
01:56:35,720 --> 01:56:38,660
And sends it rattlesnake into the back of the sack.

1589
01:56:39,840 --> 01:56:41,180
Mario Cappuccino.

1590
01:56:42,880 --> 01:56:45,080
Getting things underway for the States.

1591
01:56:46,460 --> 01:56:48,660
The little man, the little wizard hazard.

1592
01:56:50,660 --> 01:56:52,840
From Real Madrid.

1593
01:56:53,640 --> 01:56:54,900
Steps up for Belgium.

1594
01:56:57,380 --> 01:56:59,380
And puts it down to the left.

1595
01:56:59,460 --> 01:57:00,600
It was a soft touch.

1596
01:57:00,780 --> 01:57:04,180
But Dick Bush dove the wrong way.

1597
01:57:04,180 --> 01:57:18,120
BJ Wise.

1598
01:57:18,120 --> 01:57:20,900
For the USA.

1599
01:57:20,900 --> 01:57:24,900
Full power.

1600
01:57:24,900 --> 01:57:32,940
And it's saved.

1601
01:57:34,000 --> 01:57:35,320
By Mignoli.

1602
01:57:36,080 --> 01:57:37,960
Or whatever his name is for Belgium.

1603
01:57:44,440 --> 01:57:47,860
And Eden Hazard sticks it right past the post there.

1604
01:57:47,960 --> 01:57:51,160
As we were too busy looking at a kind-hearted donation from.

1605
01:57:51,960 --> 01:57:53,340
You want, I should go.

1606
01:57:53,440 --> 01:57:54,320
Thank you very much.

1607
01:57:55,320 --> 01:57:58,460
And to Isky Lad as well for your kind-hearted tip.

1608
01:57:59,420 --> 01:58:00,800
Thanks very much, Isky.

1609
01:58:02,160 --> 01:58:03,080
Very kind of you.

1610
01:58:03,120 --> 01:58:06,300
Hopefully we can send this Belgian guy packing home.

1611
01:58:06,300 --> 01:58:16,120
Frank Shamrock to do the damage for the States.

1612
01:58:18,760 --> 01:58:20,400
Shamrock sends it home.

1613
01:58:23,560 --> 01:58:27,520
Now Dick Bush needs to pull something out of the woodwork here to try and stop Lukaku.

1614
01:58:28,380 --> 01:58:31,700
Bush saves the ball from Lukaku.

1615
01:58:32,220 --> 01:58:36,840
And that's a goalkeeper move for the history books right there.

1616
01:58:38,020 --> 01:58:42,440
Now we know that Quasar Kingston is out of gas.

1617
01:58:45,440 --> 01:58:49,520
Can he still produce the goods right here, right now for the States?

1618
01:58:52,240 --> 01:58:53,560
Kingston steps up.

1619
01:58:55,020 --> 01:58:57,200
And sends it home for the States.

1620
01:59:02,540 --> 01:59:03,480
Kevin De Bruyne.

1621
01:59:05,800 --> 01:59:08,160
Sticks it down the right-hand side hatch.

1622
01:59:08,920 --> 01:59:10,880
And Dick Bush dove the wrong way.

1623
01:59:12,840 --> 01:59:15,140
Wolf Spritzer for the States.

1624
01:59:15,320 --> 01:59:17,260
It's do or die right now.

1625
01:59:17,560 --> 01:59:20,960
Spritzer really needs to stick this one home into the rat trap.

1626
01:59:21,740 --> 01:59:25,560
Otherwise, we could be floating home on a sea of tears.

1627
01:59:27,780 --> 01:59:30,100
Spritzer winds it up.

1628
01:59:30,520 --> 01:59:31,720
And sends it home.

1629
01:59:34,620 --> 01:59:36,420
Stick that up, you Belgian pipe.

1630
01:59:37,080 --> 01:59:39,860
And it's the Chelsea United man, Badiswahi,

1631
01:59:40,360 --> 01:59:44,900
who's going to stick up Dick Bush here in a goal-mouthed stick-up.

1632
01:59:45,200 --> 01:59:46,900
It's do or die.

1633
01:59:49,060 --> 01:59:52,560
And he puts it down the right-hand side of Dick's Bush.

1634
01:59:53,020 --> 01:59:54,180
And I got to tell you something.

1635
01:59:57,020 --> 01:59:58,620
It's gone to sudden death.

1636
02:00:01,140 --> 02:00:04,700
Jimmy Russler, set-piece extraordinaire.

1637
02:00:04,700 --> 02:00:07,720
About to see what he's made of here.

1638
02:00:09,920 --> 02:00:11,960
Johnny Kumblili, thanks so much.

1639
02:00:11,960 --> 02:00:11,960
Johnny Kumblili, thanks so much.

1640
02:00:11,960 --> 02:00:15,820
And to Iske-Lad as well for your kind, heart, and generous tips.

1641
02:00:16,620 --> 02:00:17,260
This is it.

1642
02:00:18,300 --> 02:00:22,480
Jimmy Russler needs to score for the States here.

1643
02:00:23,860 --> 02:00:25,820
He's aiming high, top to the left.

1644
02:00:28,820 --> 02:00:30,720
Soft touch, middle and two-thirds.

1645
02:00:32,320 --> 02:00:34,400
And Russler hits the post.

1646
02:00:35,540 --> 02:00:38,880
And American Dreams are in the hearts of their mouths at the moment.

1647
02:00:40,680 --> 02:00:43,200
Dick Bush needs to save to keep American Dreams alive.

1648
02:00:44,240 --> 02:00:45,280
And that's it.

1649
02:00:45,940 --> 02:00:48,800
The American Dream is over.

1650
02:00:52,060 --> 02:00:53,540
Jesus Christ.

1651
02:00:55,940 --> 02:00:58,100
That absolutely stinks.

1652
02:00:59,940 --> 02:01:04,400
I'm disgusting.

1653
02:01:04,780 --> 02:01:06,280
Make sure to pre-register for Sino Isles.

1654
02:01:06,420 --> 02:01:07,480
It's going to be coming out pretty soon.

1655
02:01:07,600 --> 02:01:10,160
Cool new Japanistic, another Japanistic game as well.

1656
02:01:10,360 --> 02:01:12,340
I don't know about you, but somewhere along the way,

1657
02:01:12,500 --> 02:01:15,420
I started to feel like there was an empty pit,

1658
02:01:15,900 --> 02:01:19,320
you know, in my stomach.

1659
02:01:24,800 --> 02:01:27,220
Well, we came.

1660
02:01:28,220 --> 02:01:29,080
We saw.

1661
02:01:29,080 --> 02:01:31,360
We Failed to Conquer.

1662
02:01:32,840 --> 02:01:35,420
Sponsored by Donald Trump Economics.

1663
02:01:36,300 --> 02:01:38,320
In association with race.

1664
02:01:39,620 --> 02:01:42,520
America's going through some tough times at the moment.

1665
02:01:43,200 --> 02:01:44,900
A lot of soul searching to be done.

1666
02:01:45,900 --> 02:01:48,260
And in the end, it was Jeff Carrots

1667
02:01:48,260 --> 02:01:52,300
who put a little bit of fire back into American hearts

1668
02:01:52,300 --> 02:01:56,800
with some beautiful, beautiful, beautiful soccer ball action.

1669
02:01:58,520 --> 02:02:03,580
Yeah, I got to say, like, uh, I know we're going out in the early rounds

1670
02:02:03,580 --> 02:02:05,740
like a big bunch of losers.

1671
02:02:07,740 --> 02:02:13,000
But I'm very, very encouraged by what I've seen there today from that young kid Carrots.

1672
02:02:13,500 --> 02:02:14,700
He's got a son.

1673
02:02:15,420 --> 02:02:16,660
And he's going places.

1674
02:02:18,080 --> 02:02:19,720
I don't care what you say.

1675
02:02:27,300 --> 02:02:28,740
Crazy, crazy days.

1676
02:02:28,860 --> 02:02:29,720
Crazy dreams.

1677
02:02:29,720 --> 02:02:29,920
Crazy, crazy days.

1678
02:02:32,760 --> 02:02:34,300
But we can only hope.

1679
02:02:34,300 --> 02:02:34,300
But we can only hope.

1680
02:02:34,300 --> 02:02:39,840
That the good times will roll again soon.

1681
02:02:40,980 --> 02:02:46,180
I want to say a big shout out, a big thank you to our sponsors, Dickheads Cask Ale.

1682
02:02:52,040 --> 02:02:54,540
And a big plea, too, to everybody out there.

1683
02:02:55,600 --> 02:02:56,600
To stay calm.

1684
02:02:56,940 --> 02:02:57,600
Stay at home.

1685
02:02:57,720 --> 02:02:58,860
Don't infect anyone.

1686
02:03:00,860 --> 02:03:02,120
And watch out.

1687
02:03:02,120 --> 02:03:02,120
And watch out.

1688
02:03:03,120 --> 02:03:05,540
Because the National Guard are out there as well.

1689
02:03:05,600 --> 02:03:07,500
They're looking out for your best interest.

1690
02:03:07,620 --> 02:03:12,360
But they're also ready for any trouble as well.

1691
02:03:13,860 --> 02:03:15,280
In the U.S. way.

1692
02:03:17,540 --> 02:03:19,040
Good night and God bless, folks.

1693
02:03:20,400 --> 02:03:21,100
It's been emotional.

1694
02:03:21,820 --> 02:03:23,180
Good night and God bless.

1695
02:03:24,660 --> 02:03:25,800
You got a son.

1696
02:03:27,440 --> 02:03:28,340
Where is he?

1697
02:03:28,340 --> 02:03:31,060
We got warrants for your son.

1698
02:03:39,240 --> 02:03:39,760
Congratulations.

1699
02:03:39,760 --> 02:03:40,060
Congratulations.

1700
02:03:40,060 --> 02:03:40,560
Congratulations.

1701
02:03:40,560 --> 02:03:41,560
Thank you.

1702
02:03:41,560 --> 02:03:42,560
Thank you.

1703
02:03:42,560 --> 02:03:43,560
Thank you.

1704
02:03:43,560 --> 02:03:44,560
Thank you.

1705
02:03:44,560 --> 02:03:45,560
Thank you.

1706
02:03:45,560 --> 02:03:46,560
Thank you.

1707
02:03:46,560 --> 02:03:47,560
Thank you.

1708
02:03:47,560 --> 02:03:48,560
Thank you.

1709
02:03:48,560 --> 02:03:49,560
Thank you.

1710
02:03:49,560 --> 02:03:50,560
Thank you.

1711
02:03:50,560 --> 02:03:51,560
Thank you.

1712
02:03:51,560 --> 02:03:52,560
Thank you.

1713
02:03:52,560 --> 02:03:53,560
Thank you.

1714
02:03:53,560 --> 02:03:54,560
Thank you.

1715
02:03:54,560 --> 02:03:55,560
Thank you.

1716
02:03:55,560 --> 02:03:56,560
Thank you.

1717
02:03:56,560 --> 02:03:57,560
Thank you.

1718
02:03:57,560 --> 02:03:58,560
Thank you.

1719
02:03:58,560 --> 02:03:59,560
Thank you.

1720
02:03:59,560 --> 02:04:00,560
Thank you.

1721
02:04:00,560 --> 02:04:01,560
Thank you.

1722
02:04:01,560 --> 02:04:02,560
Thank you.

1723
02:04:02,560 --> 02:04:03,560
Thank you.

1724
02:04:03,560 --> 02:04:04,560
Thank you.

1725
02:04:04,560 --> 02:04:05,560
Thank you.

1726
02:04:05,560 --> 02:04:06,560
Thank you.

1727
02:04:06,560 --> 02:04:07,560
Thank you.

1728
02:04:07,560 --> 02:04:08,560
Thank you.

1729
02:04:08,560 --> 02:04:09,560
Thank you.

1730
02:04:09,560 --> 02:04:10,560
Thank you.

1731
02:04:10,560 --> 02:04:11,560
Thank you.

1732
02:04:11,560 --> 02:04:12,560
Thank you.

1733
02:04:12,560 --> 02:04:13,560
Thank you.

1734
02:04:13,560 --> 02:04:14,560
Thank you.

1735
02:04:14,560 --> 02:04:15,560
Thank you.

1736
02:04:15,560 --> 02:04:16,560
Thank you.

1737
02:04:16,560 --> 02:04:17,560
Thank you.

1738
02:04:17,560 --> 02:04:18,560
Thank you.

1739
02:04:18,560 --> 02:04:19,560
Thank you.

1740
02:04:19,560 --> 02:04:21,560
.

1741
02:04:21,560 --> 02:04:23,560
Bye.
